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3 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

Wrong. Those last two phrases are  irrelevant when accidentally pushing a prostitute down the stairs. 

You've obviously lost your gentlemens manners since going wallaby.

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American c***s replying to some made-up story on Twitter with replies such as "I am screaming!", "I'm so done" or "I can't breathe!!"

 

In general, the rising popularity of made-up stories just for the #numbers. The worst one I've seen recently was the boy pretending to have lost his keys, and found them lodged in a slice of toast that he 'found' behind the couch. He actually made a slice of toast and pierced his house key through it, as if that made it any more believable. 

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On 7/29/2017 at 09:47, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

 

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Modern shite patter:

 

"Naw, hold the sauce min, that's for Edinburgh c*nts. I prefer my chips a miserable shade of jaundiced-pensioner." 

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I'm pretty tolerant but I have one big one....using "of" instead of "have" in a sentence.

I could of done that.

Could of. Should of. Would of.

 

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