JakeSAFC Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 That mannequin challenge and all those stupid challenges that start in the US. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 On 11/15/2016 at 11:08, Bairnardo said: To be classed as a drinking session, I would say you have to be drinking for a minimum of 12 hours. And it has to be in a pub. Not sitting in someones house playing fifa and eating dominos before a taxi into town at 2330. No siree. That's how I class it too. I've seen me go out for a Saturday lunchtime game with the #lads, and still be in the same pub at 9 when the #burds start to appear. Drinking fucking all sorts as well we were; pints, double vods, shots, champagne to celebrate someone winning an acca. Then you move around the pubs/clubs until 2 or 3 in the morning. And spending circa £200 in the process. That's a sesh IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 an acca. Mods, have mercy f**k sake! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 On 16/11/2016 at 15:53, mrcat1990 said: The "Lee Wallace is a grass" patter has had the absolute f**k booted out of it. Was funny enough first twenty times but bazillionth is tiresome. Bazillionth you say? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 On 16/11/2016 at 22:53, mrcat1990 said: The "Lee Wallace is a grass" patter has had the absolute f**k booted out of it. Was funny enough first twenty times but bazillionth is tiresome. Shite patter thread for this pish. Oh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nold Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Sportsound pundits using horrible terms like a press conference being a 'presser'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nold Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 People who denote a completed item from a list with 'check'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 19 minutes ago, fat larry's band said: They halfwits that say jamp instead of jump. Same with hut instead of hit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 "All day long" for certainly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted November 29, 2016 Share Posted November 29, 2016 (edited) On 17/11/2016 at 16:25, TheScarf said: That's how I class it too. I've seen me go out for a Saturday lunchtime game with the #lads, and still be in the same pub at 9 when the #burds start to appear. Drinking fucking all sorts as well we were; pints, double vods, shots, champagne to celebrate someone winning an acca. Then you move around the pubs/clubs until 2 or 3 in the morning. And spending circa £200 in the process. That's a sesh IMO. Can't tell if your being ironic here or not seeing as this is the shite modern patter thread... Edited November 29, 2016 by irvine_buddie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Calling your coupon an "Acca"Cuntbaggery of the highest order 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 "Brexit" No exactly patter as such but whoever came up with it needs killing. Twice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php?/topic/219366-the-worst-poster-on-pb/&do=findComment&comment=10928392 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 On 17/11/2016 at 16:25, TheScarf said: That's how I class it too. I've seen me go out for a Saturday lunchtime game with the #lads, and still be in the same pub at 9 when the #burds start to appear. Drinking fucking all sorts as well we were; pints, double vods, shots, champagne to celebrate someone winning an acca. Then you move around the pubs/clubs until 2 or 3 in the morning. And spending circa £200 in the process. That's a sesh IMO. Good shout re "burds". Slight point of order though as it's shite 1970's patter... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Just heard a DJ on the radio saying they had a "sclu interview" (pronounced scloo) with some celebrity. Sclu being short for exclusive. I have had 3 failed suicide attempts since I heard it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: I have had 3 failed suicide attempts since I heard it. Any successful ones? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 28 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: Any successful ones? Hi, this is Dee Woman here, I have just logged into my late husband's account to let you know he was successful on his fourth attempt. I hope you are happy. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 7 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Hi, this is Dee Woman here, I have just logged into my late husband's account to let you know he was successful on his fourth attempt. I hope you are happy. Thank you. Hi Dee Woman, sorry for your loss, when you find the time could you PM me a photo of your good self in a state of undress, if you are shy, just the tits will do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 53 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Hi, this is Dee Woman here, I have just logged into my late husband's account to let you know he was successful on his fourth attempt. I hope you are happy. Thank you. Practice makes perfect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 57 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Hi Dee Woman, sorry for your loss, when you find the time could you PM me a photo of your good self in a state of undress, if you are shy, just the tits will do. Sorry Mr Archer, but I am in the funeral parlour so whapping them out for a selfie would be slightly inappropriate. However I have a picture saved to my phone that you might like. Do you like hairless twats/baldy c***s? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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