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On 22/12/2016 at 12:28, Miguel Sanchez said:

Anyone who has ever used the word "lush" to describe anything but a field of grass deserves to be shot. Twice if they added 'well' to the front of it.

I lived in Bristol for a while and there everything is 'gurt lush'.......and I mean EVERYTHING.....they even walk around with tee shirts with Gurt Lush on them.

Gurt is Bristolian for 'Muckle'......... There other word is 'Lully' for lovely

That said..Bristol is Gurt Lush and the people there are Lully so I guess they can get away with it !

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3 hours ago, McSpreader said:

I lived in Bristol for a while and there everything is 'gurt lush'.......and I mean EVERYTHING.....they even walk around with tee shirts with Gurt Lush on them.

Gurt is Bristolian for 'Muckle'......... There other word is 'Lully' for lovely

That said..Bristol is Gurt Lush and the people there are Lully so I guess they can get away with it !

They also greet everyone with "Alright luvver?".

Stupid cunts.

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"fake news" has to go.
Heard some bantz between a middle-aged man and his pals at the weekend along the lines of "I heard you were drunk last night" and of course ''that was fake news'' HAHA HAHA, etc.


That's pretty funny, definitely using that one.
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Any c**t who says "prinks"  (pre drinks before going out )
And "patched"


I was surprised to find out how prevalent pre-drinks are still. When I was young and had no money it seemed entirely sensible but at my work's Christmas nights out one of the managers said she was going to arrive a couple of hours late as she wanted to have a few drinks at home before coming out (my suggestion she could just do that two hours before the event was going to start was met with scorn). I couldn't help but find it odd that someone would tan a bottle of wine at home instead of drinking in the pub with the rest of us.


I've no idea if she called them prinks or not. I'll ask.
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8 hours ago, jmothecat said:

I was surprised to find out how prevalent pre-drinks are still. When I was young and had no money it seemed entirely sensible but at my work's Christmas nights out one of the managers said she was going to arrive a couple of hours late as she wanted to have a few drinks at home before coming out (my suggestion she could just do that two hours before the event was going to start was met with scorn). I couldn't help but find it odd that someone would tan a bottle of wine at home instead of drinking in the pub with the rest of us.


I've no idea if she called them prinks or not. I'll ask.

 

She loathes you all, and hence must consume an entire bottle of wine before socialising with her inferiors is an even remotely tolerable prospect. 

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