Hampden Diehard

Modern shite patter

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My bad

Talk to the hand

Deal with it

Soz

Bad, when it means good

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What a loada pish. Too many Americanisms nowadays.

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My bad

Talk to the hand

Deal with it

Soz

Bad, when it means good

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What a loada pish. Too many Americanisms nowadays.

People still use that?

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My bad

Talk to the hand

Deal with it

Soz

Bad, when it means good

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What a loada pish. Too many Americanisms nowadays.

People still use that?

Depends how old you are for your definition of "modern", I suppose.

At my age "See you later, alligator" is pretty up to date.

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Gonna keep this to what I hear in London

1- Five-O.

2- Boss.

3- Fam.

4- Innit?

5- Is it?

Fucking hate them all

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Saying 'lit' instead of like

Any use of the word 'swedgers'

Blaze

Bae

Saying someone has good/bad 'chat'

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"Swell"

"Daddy-o"

"Aww shucks!" instead of an expletive.

"Darnit!"

Referring to women as "Broads"

Where have you heard any of these being used?

Also, " jamp" is quite a popular word in Ayrshire.

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Any "(insert noun) be like", "and chill" or "when your (insert noun)" type meme. Popular with brainless idiots on Facebook.

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"Swell"

"Daddy-o"

"Aww shucks!" instead of an expletive.

"Darnit!"

Referring to women as "Broads"

:lol: spot on.

not a big fan of "you" instead of "thou" for the second person singular pronoun, noticing more and more people using it these days.

That and the "yer da / your boyfriend" stuff folk use on twitter all the time.

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I always had a suspicion that P&B was full of ancient vampires. I'm willing to watch someone's house during daytime hours in eventual exchange for The Gift, if any of you are interested.

That and the "yer da / your boyfriend" stuff folk use on twitter all the time.

I think you're confusing Twitter with your porn collection TBH.

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M8

M9

Burds in conversation saying " So Ah'm like this........... An' then she's like that......."

"boils my piss"

Scenes

Putting "#" in front of random words as if it was a stupid Twerper hashtag

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On Fleek - no idea what it actually means

'Hanging' instead of hungover

'What you saying?' Instead of 'how are you?'

Scrud

'Piece' instead of 'sandwich'

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