The Equalizer Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 The Beach Boys walk into a bar... "Round?" "Round?" "Get a round." "I get a round?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 1 hour ago, The Equalizer said: The Beach Boys walk into a bar... "Round?" "Round?" "Get a round." "I get a round?" And while they're sitting having a drink, the wife of one of them phones his mobile and demands to know where they are. So they reply: "Bar!" "Bar!" "Bar!" "Bar, Barbara-Anne!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Dear Santa Please send some clothes to the poor naked African ladies on my husband's computer. Many thanks Mrs Green 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 So you're officially a dickhead? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Surely you are Mr Danger? Joke made me snort my drink out my nose though so well played. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 He has deleted it in a fit of rage, square go request coming soon. Thankfully you cant get free OAP bus travel down here if you have a Scottish travelcard so I should be safe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Tynieness said: He has deleted it in a fit of rage, square go request coming soon. I deleted it by mistake which is shit because it take me ages to compose it on my phone. As recompense I have decided to red dot all your posts. There’s a weird logic to that which I can’t explain. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 What was the joke? I made the mistake searching for granny dick head on Google images then, not recommended. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: I deleted it by mistake which is shit because it take me ages to compose it on my phone. As recompense I have decided to red dot all your posts. There’s a weird logic to that which I can’t explain. Dotting "campaigns" always end well on P&B.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, welshbairn said: What was the joke? I made the mistake searching for granny dick head on Google images then, not recommended. Something about his doctor saying he had a puss like a scrotum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 4 minutes ago, sjc said: Dotting "campaigns" always end well on P&B.... This could be a launching pad for scrapping the rep system. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: This could be a launching pad for scrapping the rep system. It's just another thinly disguised form of the class system.... You make a stand Komrad! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 I deleted it by mistake which is shit because it take me ages to compose it on my phone. As recompense I have decided to red dot all your posts. There’s a weird logic to that which I can’t explain. Was your balls in your eyes when you hit the delete button by mistake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, sjc said: It's just another thinly disguised form of the class system.... You make a stand Komrad! Tynieness is a tool of the repressive regime.* * last four words superfluous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: Tynieness is a tool of the repressive regime.* * last four words superfluous. I just think you have an issue with authority, GD..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, sjc said: I just think you have an issue with authority, GD..... He struggles to get up from his chair let alone start an uprising. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said: Faustino 8 kicking in early? Don't worry he'll sleep like a baby. By that I mean pish himself and be sick numerous times. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 10 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Tynieness is a tool of the repressive regime.* * last four words superfluous. You haven't witnessed the Falkirk Mafia in full swing. A fusion of corruption and jealousy. Tynieness is a good c**t. A dude's, dude. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Faustino 8 kicking in early? I mentioned you at the table whilst having mushroom tempura today. Sadly no chips though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 1 minute ago, PB 4.2 said: You haven't witnessed the Falkirk Mafia in full swing. A fusion of corruption and jealousy. Tynieness is a good c**t. A dude's, dude. Did @keithgy drop your parcel or something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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