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A man and his wife are being served in the bank when a robbery takes place.

During the robbery the robber's mask slips. He asks the teller if he would recognise him again. The teller says "yes" and the robber shoots him. Same thing happens with the next teller.

The robber ask the man that was being served "would you recognise me again?"

He says "No, but my wife would."

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14 hours ago, LincolnHearts said:

Of course I’ve been affected by tonight’s Coronation St. Who the f**k drinks kiwi, kale and ginger smoothies?

David has certainly given them up. Last time he had one it gave him a pain in the arse.

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