Newbornbairn Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Jagsfan Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 Man goes into doctor's: 'I think I've done my back in.' Doctor: What are the symptoms?' Man: 'An American cartoon family.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 What do you call a Chinese tramp? Wun San Shu. What do you call a Chinese paedophile? Po Kem Yung. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 1, 2018 Share Posted February 1, 2018 3 hours ago, IainMorton said: What do you call a Chinese tramp? Wun San Shu. What do you call a Chinese paedophile? Po Kem Yung. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted February 2, 2018 Share Posted February 2, 2018 43 minutes ago, tamthebam said: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted February 6, 2018 Share Posted February 6, 2018 I've just come back from my girlfriends funeral. It was the first time I had met her parents. Right miserable pair of b*****ds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted February 7, 2018 Share Posted February 7, 2018 A Pre-December 1980 one. Q: What do John Lennon and a packet of Quavers have in common? A: They both come in yellow bags. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Scientists have predicted that by the year 2025 you will never be more than six feet away from a former Leeds United manager.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 On 07/02/2018 at 23:26, Eednud said: A Pre-December 1980 one. Q: What do John Lennon and a packet of Quavers have in common? A: They both come in yellow bags. On 01/02/2018 at 23:50, tamthebam said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Conjoined twins brought out an autobiography entitled 'Oor Willie' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Asked the Mrs what she wants for Valentines. She said "give you a clue. Ex England goalie".She's expecting Flowers. She's getting Seaman. Well she has been getting it Rough from half the neighborhood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 1 hour ago, G_Man1985 said: Asked the Mrs what she wants for Valentines. She said "give you a clue. Ex England goalie". She's expecting Flowers. She's getting Seaman. maybe she wants an ex-Pompey striker 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 1 minute ago, tamthebam said: maybe she wants an ex-Pompey striker Or one of these. Up the Arsenal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 French international defender Rod Fanni could be welcome. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 (edited) A man who was suing British Airways after they misplaced his luggage has lost his case. Edited February 14, 2018 by IainMorton 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 1 hour ago, IainMorton said: A man who was suing British Airways after they misplaced his luggage has lost his case. Two Ronnies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 12 minutes ago, The DA said: Two Ronnies? I thought the same, still funny though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 14 minutes ago, The DA said: Two Ronnies? No idea where in originated from... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted February 20, 2018 Share Posted February 20, 2018 Some random woman stopped me on the High Street today and started to tell me a joke. It had all the ingredients of a good joke..............child abuse, Incestual rape, tears and suffering, but I didn't understand the punchline. Something about £3 a month? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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