kennysmassiveego Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 (edited) Two cats were swimming the channel , one was called " one two three ' the other "un duex trios" Who won ? One two three because un duex trios cat sank Edited August 17, 2017 by kennysmassiveego Spelling ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for his birthday. He says it's the most violent book he's ever read. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 I made a documentary about wines and spirits in Scotland, it went straight to OVD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 Insomnia is awful . But on the plus side ..only 3 more sleeps till Christmas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distant Doonhamer Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 What`s pink and smells of ginger. Fred Astaire`s cock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer ? A hooker can wash her crack again and sell it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 probaby NSFW but what's the difference between a mexican snack and a lesbian? one's a fajita, the other's a vag eater... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 4 hours ago, Distant Doonhamer said: What`s pink and smells of ginger. Fred Astaire`s cock. Thought I was old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: You are. I don't remember what Fred Astaire's cock smells like, I was very young I'll have you know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I don't remember what Fred Astaire's cock smells like, I was very young I'll have you know. Do you remember the pudding on his top hat? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 18, 2017 Share Posted August 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: Do you remember the pudding on his top hat? As I said, I was very young. Potty training wasn't going too well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are about $2.50, deer nuts are under a buck! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 What's the difference between a methil woman and a washing machine?A washing machine doesn't spit your load out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 4 hours ago, Raidernation said: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are about $2.50, deer nuts are under a buck! #americanjoke 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 What's the odd one out in this list? A washing machine, a fridge, a microwave oven and a woman. Answer - the microwave oven, because it doesn't drip all over the floor when it's fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 #americanjoke To translate it we'd need to somehow make it about the testicles of 20th century poet Ezra pound and that's only going to work on a very niche audience. Let's not bother 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Pirate: I have moles on me back aaarrrghh.Doc: It's ok, they're benign.Pirate: Count again, I think there be ten! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 3 hours ago, GordonD said: What's the odd one out in this list? A washing machine, a fridge, a microwave oven and a woman. Answer - the microwave oven, because it doesn't drip all over the floor when it's fucked. Or... What's the difference between an oven and a woman? An oven doesn't fart when you put the meat in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Pirate: I have moles on me back aaarrrghh.Doc: It's ok, they're benign.Pirate: Count again, I think there be ten! Bravo Sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 4 hours ago, Fide said: #americanjoke And I'm in America, you got a problem with that? Are you racist? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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