Pride_of_the_Clyde Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Hey guys, Pride of the Clyde here, Just a day and a half to go until the big day finally arrives! And with the excitement turned up so high, I thought we could be naughty and have some fun! Thinking about what presents I will get and that was good but trying to think for the thrill what wouldn't I like and have to pretend I did. Because of social conventions. For me? A Partick half season ticket. Ladders What about you? I know we're not being serious because seriously it is so good of everyone to buy each other things at this time of year and we're not ungrateful but for the between us what would make you think "I don't want THAT!"? Tidings, Pridey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Any more posts from you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 The Who's Who of P&B? I'd rather not know if folk have other alias'. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I mind as a wee guy asking for an N64 and Super Mario. Was old enough I knew it was my parents buying, but still right into the magic of Christmas. Upon opening the N64 I was understandably delighted. I then opened Mario Kart 64 and uttered something along the lines of "Aw, that wasn't the one I wanted!" Not in a mega-bratty way, but I was probably like 9 or 10 at the time and was a bit disappointed. I'll never forget how raging my dad was and how fucking guilty I felt after he made feel like an ungrateful wee shite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I mind as a wee guy asking for an N64 and Super Mario. Was old enough I knew it was my parents buying, but still right into the magic of Christmas. Upon opening the N64 I was understandably delighted. I then opened Mario Kart 64 and uttered something along the lines of "Aw, that wasn't the one I wanted!" Not in a mega-bratty way, but I was probably like 9 or 10 at the time and was a bit disappointed. I'll never forget how raging my dad was and how fucking guilty I felt after he made feel like an ungrateful wee shite! Your dad sounds like a bit of a cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Your dad sounds like a bit of a cock. Mario Kart > Super Mario, so no, he does not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Super Mario 64 was amazing. You should have gone SlipperyP on yer da for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Your dad sounds like a bit of a cock. Nah, my auld man is sound. Now that I have a wee boy of my own I totally get how ungrateful I must have seemed. Not a cock, just a fanny for buying the wrong game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 My Dad's pal who lived in London once sent me a Rangers calendar for Christmas 97. Wasn't a popular choice. He did however send me The Adventures of Tom Sawyer when I was about 9 and had never heard of it - so can't really be too hard on him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 My Dad's pal who lived in London once sent me a Rangers calendar for Christmas 97. Wasn't a popular choice. He did however send me The Adventures of Tom Sawyer when I was about 9 and had never heard of it - so can't really be too hard on him Great book, that. Especially when you're that age, just right for it. Absolutely crap calendar choice though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Gaweth really needs a girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 My Dad's pal who lived in London once sent me a Rangers calendar for Christmas 97. Wasn't a popular choice. He did however send me The Adventures of Tom Sawyer when I was about 9 and had never heard of it - so can't really be too hard on him Was the guy Scottish and/or a football fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waal Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I mind as a wee guy asking for an N64 and Super Mario. Was old enough I knew it was my parents buying, but still right into the magic of Christmas. Upon opening the N64 I was understandably delighted. I then opened Mario Kart 64 and uttered something along the lines of "Aw, that wasn't the one I wanted!" Not in a mega-bratty way, but I was probably like 9 or 10 at the time and was a bit disappointed. I'll never forget how raging my dad was and how fucking guilty I felt after he made feel like an ungrateful wee shite! Ungrateful b*****d. I also wanted an N64 for christmas one year and after discovering sealed bin bags full of presents in my parents wardrobe around mid November and finding one contained an N64 sized box I was sure I was to receive one. Imagine my surprise on christmas day when I came through in the morning to find a Taj Mahal 'Puzz 3D'. Managed to hold back the tears and snotters and act happy. Finally got my N64 a year later. The Taj Mahal was never built. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride_of_the_Clyde Posted December 23, 2015 Author Share Posted December 23, 2015 Ungrateful b*****d. I also wanted an N64 for christmas one year and after discovering sealed bin bags full of presents in my parents wardrobe around mid November and finding one contained an N64 sized box I was sure I was to receive one. Imagine my surprise on christmas day when I came through in the morning to find a Taj Mahal 'Puzz 3D'. Managed to hold back the tears and snotters and act happy. Finally got my N64 a year later. The Taj Mahal was never built. ???????? Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 Any more posts from you. I apologise, but my greeny quota was all used up on the first page of the favourite photos thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 [quote name="Waal" post="10044146" timestamp The Taj Mahal was never built. Aye it was, either that, or the peoples Princess was green screening? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man of Aran Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 I mind as a wee guy asking for an N64 and Super Mario. Was old enough I knew it was my parents buying, but still right into the magic of Christmas. Upon opening the N64 I was understandably delighted. I then opened Mario Kart 64 and uttered something along the lines of "Aw, that wasn't the one I wanted!" Not in a mega-bratty way, but I was probably like 9 or 10 at the time and was a bit disappointed. I'll never forget how raging my dad was and how fucking guilty I felt after he made feel like an ungrateful wee shite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohanaman Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 A 12 inch rubber banger with detachable latex ball sack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohanaman Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 ^^^ was after the 15 inch version. Think that's the one with the button you press for a jizz shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted December 23, 2015 Share Posted December 23, 2015 When I was in Primary School I one got the same WWF pencil case from 2 family members at Christmas. It wasn't even the Ultimate Warrior! It was Macho Man Randy Savage. Macho Fucking Man Randy Savage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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