Ayia Napa Daz Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Was reading the local paper at my sisters house over the weekend. Interesting stuff indeed, they did an analysis on a new mattress which is due to be released in 2016. Basically it concluded the following: Vomit = mattress ruined (dunno why that was in the testing, don't ask me it just was) Cold fluid (ie. tap water) = medium-term dampness, looking at a 48-72 hour recovery Hot fluid (coffee, lemsip, gravy) = immediate recovery, although a fabric cleaner would be needed to get rid of odors and stains Mattress was also given a universal 5* approval for comfort. Got me thinking, a lot of people go out, have a few beers, maybe a few jaegerbombs and fish bowls and come home pashed. Obviously stumble into bed and wet it (with urine). Just trying to judge where would this (urine) fit into the testing? Don't think urine is cold, always strikes me as being quite warm. The article however said that vomit outright ruined the mattress because of the % of bacteria. Obviously there's a lot of muck in pee. Just thinking if you were to wet this mattress what the recovery time would be perhaps. Obviously looking to buy a new mattress in 2016 and this one could perhaps tick all the boxes (it was memory foam, I've only ever slept on coiled mattresses). I reckon my current mattress could sustain anything, but modern memory foam mattresses, despite being way more comfortable are a bit more susceptible to liquid-based damage. Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Would probably depend the osmotic concentration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayia Napa Daz Posted December 13, 2015 Author Share Posted December 13, 2015 That's an interesting point but I think it's very difficult to determine. You can look at it 2 ways, someone goes out, 12 pints, bed wet - fair enough. It's when you start drinking Jaegerbombs and red wine that a football turns into a mattress themed hot potato. And I mean HOT POTATO (which in this instance can be classed alongside vomit). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 If you can't drink without pishing the bed then you shouldn't drink. This isn't Geordie Shore you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayia Napa Daz Posted December 13, 2015 Author Share Posted December 13, 2015 More importantly, how did your date go at the zoo I was verbally assaulted by a man in spectacles and wasn't allowed to touch the koala bears. Managed to get myself the 2016 Ed zoo calendar though, gave a little hip action and managed to get the last twirl out the vending machine for nothing, so we'll call it a 2-2 draw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Still wetting the bed m4+4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 I was led to believe pish was sterile which is why you can drink it when cast away on a raft... ...or in the case of the equine variety, as lager in various pubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 It doesn't surprise me it took you the whole weekend to read one newspaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 It doesn't surprise me it took you the whole weekend to read one newspaper. Evidence suggests only one article of the whole weekend..... Thank God local papers are weekly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 I would imagine pish would have a pretty damaging effect on the mattress, there would be a stain that you could never get out and the smell would probably take a few days to go away. Not speaking from experience.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 I pissed the bed a few months ago after a day at the football on the booze and #daring, took ages to get the smell out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Bed wetter type OP imo. Did the article say anything about jizz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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