Adam Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Congrats, Adam. Er, cheers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 8 hours ago, Waspy said: RIP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 5 minutes ago, pandarilla said: Well this thread brought a smile to my face. Good luck throwaway - you've undoubtedly done the right thing. It's not going to be all plain sailing but hey ho, that's life. I think you have to do a bit of serious thinking with these decisions, but in the end your instinct is the deciding factor. Pals, family, and internet stranger dangers can all chip in but ultimately the decision is yours, and yours alone. Serious thinking? The c**t took advice on here. It's hardly Relate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Serious thinking? The c**t took advice on here. It's hardly Relate. Aye the serious thinking was about him - not us. Pie & bovril rose to the challenge and delivered what was expected. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Not anymore, Philpy. Not anymore. You aren't above suspicion here - you are mid thirties and this "dog" could just be a code word for your infant child who you have been taking to the pub from 2 weeks of age. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 You aren't above suspicion here - you are mid thirties and this "dog" could just be a code word for your infant child who you have been taking to the pub from 2 weeks of age. Stop trying to pawn your bird off on me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 2 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: I miss the old philpy It's not philpy, he couldn't have got his motor out the car park. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Update: Two car loads into storage so far. It's amazing how much crap I have accumulated. Anything you haven't used in the past year, launch it into a skip.As well as your ex. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Once you get a new place, if you are getting a landline I can thoroughly recommend BT 8600 handsets. They screen your calls like a PA so if she gets hold of your number you needn't take the call. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Throwaway_tosser Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 18 minutes ago, pandarilla said: Aye the serious thinking was about him - not us. Pie & bovril rose to the challenge and delivered what was expected. P&B is saving the day here. I look forward to returning this thread in the distant future and musing how P&B saved my life. Even using my normal alias I don't post much on here - very much a lurker. That said I read all you boys' shite every day and love it. I am an ex-pat and live far from Scotland these days. Even though I've never met any of you sad c**nts, this forum has become very important to me. This thread takes it to a whole new level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Once you get a new place, if you are getting a landline I can thoroughly recommend BT 8600 handsets. They screen your calls like a PA so if she gets hold of your number you needn't take the call. Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't a normal landline show up the number calling anyway? Or does the 8600 identify the number if it's showing as withheld? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 I had an ex who pulled the topping herself card. My solution was saying okay and walking out her flat. She messaged me an hour later calling me all the names under the sun. Then said she'd decided against killing herself. Her number was blocked that night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 P&B is saving the day here. I look forward to returning this thread in the distant future and musing how P&B saved my life. Even using my normal alias I don't post much on here - very much a lurker. That said I read all you boys' shite every day and love it. I am an ex-pat and live far from Scotland these days. Even though I've never met any of you sad c**nts, this forum has become very important to me. This thread takes it to a whole new level. A long time lurker? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't a normal landline show up the number calling anyway? Or does the 8600 identify the number if it's showing as withheld? It's better than that, the caller has to speak to the machine and announce their self. You can then decide to take it. You can list folk that just get straight through, and if you want you can totally block withhelds so that the phone doesn't even ring! No more kitchens, windows, boilers, solar panels, accident claims, PPI ....or mental exs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 43 minutes ago, Black and White Tragic said: Once you get a new place, if you are getting a landline I can thoroughly recommend BT 8600 handsets. They screen your calls like a PA so if she gets hold of your number you needn't take the call. A landline? How 1990's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 A landline? How 1990's. Most homes still have them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 53 minutes ago, Throwaway_tosser said: P&B is saving the day here. I look forward to returning this thread in the distant future and musing how P&B saved my life. Or perhaps her ending her life, how could you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Are @Stephen Malkmus and his fancy chocolate eating bescarved burd still together? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 2 hours ago, pandarilla said: A long time lurker? Swampy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted September 23, 2016 Share Posted September 23, 2016 Call screening is a coward's approach. Instead have calls from her rerouted to some fake girlfriend service in Sweden. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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