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Lewis Morgan is absolutely gubbins. Saint Mirren are the worst team at this level since at least the Brechin bumpkins so he might look like a credible footballer within that context.

They're absolutely fucked anyway, which is just tremendous.

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Absolutely fucked.

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Reading back over this thread is delightful. This is my favourite post so far.

On 23/11/2016 at 19:53, Diamonds are Forever said:

If there's one thing Jack Ross has experience of in management it is getting relegated with dignity. His appointment actually makes some sense when you think of it like that.

Of course when you look at it with any logic at all it was a ridiculous appointment of an under qualified, inexperienced guy being asked to walk into an utter shambles of a situation and save them from oblivion. You'd think given the gravity of the situation appointing someone who had a bit more than 9 months experience managing the relegation of a part-time club would be a good idea. However given the previous terrible appointments I guess it's no surprise.

 

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Also, stunning foresight here from div as to the reason for Raith Rovers' relegation.

On 24/11/2016 at 16:34, Div said:

We can add Linked-In to the League Cup now as having no value at all.

This is what happens when St.Mirren are struggling.  Society as we know it is literally falling apart before our eyes.

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On 1/7/2017 at 17:13, AUFC 1910 said:

We're shite, but f**k me, you lot?

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Continuing our review of the highlights of this legendary thread... Around page 55-ish, hidden amongst the terrible memes from purpleroaster was this staggering gem from @aufc1910

Like a Roberto Carlos free-kick to the plums, I believe the operative term is 'ooft, ya fucker'.

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On 11/27/2016 at 17:33, DAFC. said:

There is 0 chance they are finishing above us this season. We are dreadful, yet still superior to St. Mirren, which just shows how crap they are. 

Jack Ross was sitting at the top end of the table with a team that should be finishing top 4 in League 1. Managed to get them relegated last season from the Championship. Really don't understand the appointment and I think it's going to end up being a dreadful choice for St. Mirren. Feel they needed someone with the experience of keeping teams up or at least someone with a bit more managerial experience. 

Really don't understand...dreadful choice...

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On 11/28/2016 at 11:57, Scosha said:

Get a couple of wins by then to allow us to relegate you at Cappielow in March :D 

Did Morton relegate us at Cappielow in March? Let me see...

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On 1/8/2017 at 01:39, virginton said:

 


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Enjoy Methil you absolutely gormless mutant.

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On 1/8/2017 at 01:42, virginton said:

 


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On 1/8/2017 at 01:46, virginton said:

 


Our pet, gormless moron isn't even close to being as stupid as Tony Fitzpatrick. That useless, jakey shambles of a human being.

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On 1/8/2017 at 01:48, virginton said:

 


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On 1/8/2017 at 01:50, virginton said:

 


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Once again: enjoy Methil, you absolutely gormless mutant.

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VT really reached a low point, even by his extraordinary standards of low-level trolling, on 8th January. 22 (twenty-two) pictures of Tony Fitzpatrick posted on the same thread in a shade over 10 minutes. It's like he's fucking broken or something.

Here's Tony Fitzpatrick holding a trophy, VT mate.

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Here he is, back left, celebrating a cup win. I was there: it was a good day. 

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On 12/3/2016 at 18:33, AsimButtHitsASix said:

We need to organise some sort of forfeit for the team that loses to St. Mirren first this season. I understand that shame of that happening should be more than enough but I just feel it deserves a higher level of mockery.

The shame of being pumped 4-1 at home by your local rivals - what's the forfeit for that? 

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1 hour ago, Soctty said:

The shame of being pumped 4-1 at home by your local rivals - what's the forfeit for that

I think it's starting next season on the same points and goal difference, there will still be the inadequates among their support that think 4th over 7th is something to shout about, means f**k all now.

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Hard to see a way out of this for St Mirren now. Good club with loads of good people.
Floating around in the floods of tears from Paisley recently, there's a bold statement that's worth a wee poke - some not so "good people" that spring readily to mind, all very much worth pointing and laughing at, would include (devil incarnate) Stewart Gilmour; principal thugs John Potter & Andy Millen; panto villains Jim Goodwin, Gus McPherson, Jim Hamilton & Kirk Broadfoot; and comedy turns Fatty Lavety and Mark Lardy. GIRU the lot of you. Special mention for Tony the cuckoo Fitzpatrick...the drooling man apparently taking StM all the way to the very top. Or maybe, the bottom. 


On behalf of all of those named above:

Get it right up ye. Right up ye.















Up ye.
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Reading through this thread is utterly hilarious, as one after another bitter and twisted seething St Murn hater makes a monumental c**t of themselves.

Not enough space to mention them all but it's a massive GIRUY to every last one of you sad b*****ds....:lol:

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18 hours ago, buddie06smfc said:

 


On behalf of all of those named above:

Get it right up ye. Right up ye.















Up ye.

 

That post is completely bizarre. Seems like he was genuinely seething.

Imagine getting that worked up by John Potter. :lol:

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That post is completely bizarre. Seems like he was genuinely seething.
Imagine getting that worked up by John Potter. [emoji38]


John Potter is one of the few players to ever properly work me up. Post-moustache Potter was a shiftless shitehawk (if pumpkin related rumours are to be believed).
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