Black and White Tragic Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 ***Idiot alert*** Hit a dual carriageway, following an Astra who overtakes someone at 80. I follow then proceed to c**t it past said Astra at 100. Look in rear view and see the hi-vis vests. They didn't pull me over or tail me; I assume that the fact they were sat at 80 means they were enroute to far bigger fish to fry? If so have I got mightily lucky? Hi vis in an unmarked Astra you say?I'm thinking roadwork men or builders, in fact any sort of tradesmen. Unmarked cars tend to be quick, so assuming it wasn't a VXR then I think that it wasn't the Police.Rest easy speedster. You'll know when you're getting pulled by the Polis. Like this dude... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 19 hours ago, Lou Brusch said: ***Idiot alert*** Hit a dual carriageway, following an Astra who overtakes someone at 80. I follow then proceed to c**t it past said Astra at 100. Look in rear view and see the hi-vis vests. They didn't pull me over or tail me; I assume that the fact they were sat at 80 means they were enroute to far bigger fish to fry? If so have I got mightily lucky? I take it you didn't have Humunga, your big fat burd in the car if it could at the speed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 The Police? Are those the c***s who abandoned that poor lassie to die at the edge of the road? f**k them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 On 31/07/2016 at 22:42, Lou Brusch said: ***Idiot alert*** Hit a dual carriageway, following an Astra who overtakes someone at 80. I follow then proceed to c**t it past said Astra at 100. Look in rear view and see the hi-vis vests. They didn't pull me over or tail me; I assume that the fact they were sat at 80 means they were enroute to far bigger fish to fry? If so have I got mightily lucky? I'm sooooo hoping you're on the wind up. 35 minutes ago, resk said: The Police? Are those the c***s who abandoned that poor lassie to die at the edge of the road? f**k them. I'm sure they did it on purpose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Police Scotland could maybe do with spending more time catching fast drivers and instead ensure they can drive fast enough to a location to help keep people alive. Not the first time this has happenedhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-39154333 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Dindeleux said: Police Scotland could maybe do with spending more time catching fast drivers and instead ensure they can drive fast enough to a location to help keep people alive. Not the first time this has happened Don't you mean 'less'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DI Bruce Robertson Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 Don't you mean 'less'? Excellent post! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 More money in the catching them on a mobile phone game. Be great to catch someone drunk, speeding and texting. Moocho casho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
energyzone Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 More money in the catching them on a mobile phone game. Be great to catch someone drunk, speeding and texting. Moocho casho. The prisons aren't full of speeders and mobile phone users though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 20 minutes ago, energyzone said: The prisons aren't full of speeders and mobile phone users though. I should bloody well hope not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 11, 2017 Share Posted April 11, 2017 Police sent to incident at Tesco store in Glasgow rather than Aberdeen. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-39567057 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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