banana Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 On 9/16/2017 at 04:36, HenryHill said: I am going to put £20 on it happening at the bookies. The Rapture choosing your local bookies would be some scenes tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 I've been keeping an eye on the sky but no sign so far of any rogue planetary bodies or Reticulan motherships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 The rapture won't happen as long as our Lord and Saviour Harry Kane is scoring for the bestest team ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 23, 2017 Author Share Posted September 23, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del79 Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 God changed his mind. He looked at our leaders and decided we would **** it up ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 disappointing for Yvette I suppose.. still, wid. Which would also be disappointing for Yvette I suppose... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 The perpetual con artist Jim Bakker is up to it again. For those who don't know who he is, hes a TV Evangelist who went to jail in the late 80's/90's for fraud and conning his followers out of money. Well for some bullshit reason(probably religion) he got out early and slowly began rebuilding his empire. Fast forward to today and he regularly broadcasts shows, god, jesus, the end of the world, praising Trump, etc. Since he spends like 90% of his time trying to convince his brain dead bible belt types that the rapture is coming and armageddon looms, buy his hugely overpriced buckets of rehydratable apocalypse food. Just bottom of the barrel garbage that he sells in bulk to these morons. Well on a recent broadcast he made a plead to the "millionaires out there" to buy 1 million dollars worth of his food and donate it to his church. So basically just give him a million dollars because "Its the end of the world, money is meaningless in the end of the world and when you are judged by the almighty, he will judge you for having money and not giving it to the church" Which begs the question ofc, if money is so meaningless then why does he constantly evoke the word of god to try and get every penny he can? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest_Fifer Posted September 29, 2017 Share Posted September 29, 2017 The perpetual con artist Jim Bakker is up to it again. For those who don't know who he is, hes a TV Evangelist who went to jail in the late 80's/90's for fraud and conning his followers out of money. Well for some bullshit reason(probably religion) he got out early and slowly began rebuilding his empire. Fast forward to today and he regularly broadcasts shows, god, jesus, the end of the world, praising Trump, etc. Since he spends like 90% of his time trying to convince his brain dead bible belt types that the rapture is coming and armageddon looms, buy his hugely overpriced buckets of rehydratable apocalypse food. Just bottom of the barrel garbage that he sells in bulk to these morons. Well on a recent broadcast he made a plead to the "millionaires out there" to buy 1 million dollars worth of his food and donate it to his church. So basically just give him a million dollars because "Its the end of the world, money is meaningless in the end of the world and when you are judged by the almighty, he will judge you for having money and not giving it to the church" Which begs the question ofc, if money is so meaningless then why does he constantly evoke the word of god to try and get every penny he can? Your final question is answered by the first 4 words of your post, I would imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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