Stephen Malkmus Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 This is tonight apparently. Who do we think will win? I would assume the participants include: Aberdeen - Angus the Bull Celtic - Hoopy the Hound Dundee - Deewok Dundee United - Terry the Terror Hamilton - Hammy the Hamster Hearts - Tynie Tiger ICT - Nessie Kilmarnock - Nuts the Squirrel Motherwell - Claret and Amber Partick Thistle - Kingsley Ross County - Rosco the Staggie St. Johnstone - Super Saintee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gkneil Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Kingsley to devour all other before the finish line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Wonder Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Tynie Tiger has been retired and we now have the abomination that is Jock the Jambo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Jock the Jambo to just sit pining on the start line, waiting for his long-since passed dreams of European success to come home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamJags Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Kingsley to go on a mass rape spree so nobody wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Jock the Jambo to just sit pining on the start line, waiting for his long-since passed dreams of European success to come home. Ooft. You're absolutely captivated by the only show in town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Ooft. You're absolutely captivated by the only show in town. Just find the idea of your mascot being modeled on a dug famous for holding a vigil for its dead master somewhat amusing. Anywhoo, any one of Angus, Si the Seagul or Donny the Sheep would kick it's fluffy c**t in easy. Why is this not a Ladbrokes mascot royal rumble? Would be much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Caley have a new mascot, he's called Sub Man. Yes, he really is. Avert your eyes from here: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/bear-knuckle---dundee-mascot-1102436 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10menwent2mow Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Kingsley to throw himself down the track like a ninja star decapitating all rivals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted August 28, 2015 Author Share Posted August 28, 2015 It's at Hamilton Racecourse. Super Saint to win by a nose imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DensParkNumber1 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Deewok to come last is nailed on imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Apparently only 12 racing, including the one from the racecourse itself. Plus Rangers & Raith are in it. So Only 9 top flight mascots in it (Hearts, St. Johnstone, and Aberdeen giving it a miss) Kingsley (Partick Thistle) 2/1 The Duke (Hamilton Park) 4/1 Hoopy The Huddle Hound (Celtic) 6/1 Broxi Bear (Rangers) 6/1 Deewok (Dundee) 10/1 Terry The Terror (Dundee United) 10/1 Hammy The Hamster (Hamilton Academical) 10/1 Claret The Bear (Motherwell) 12/1 Nutz The Killie Squirrel (Kilmarnock) 12/1 Nessie (Inverness Caledonian Thistle) 12/1 Rossco The Staggie (Ross County) 14/1 Roary Rover (Raith Rovers) 14/1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Stuart Cosgrove has really let himself go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Rossco to be disqualified for sectarian abuse. 1/4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Gandosaur Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Don't care who wins. As long as deewok kicks f*** out of Terry the Terror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DensParkNumber1 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 What channel of skysports is it on or have BT bought the rights for this aswell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted August 28, 2015 Author Share Posted August 28, 2015 Apparently only 12 racing, including the one from the racecourse itself. Plus Rangers & Raith are in it. So Only 9 top flight mascots in it (Hearts, St. Johnstone, and Aberdeen giving it a miss) Kingsley (Partick Thistle) 2/1 The Duke (Hamilton Park) 4/1 Hoopy The Huddle Hound (Celtic) 6/1 Broxi Bear (Rangers) 6/1 Deewok (Dundee) 10/1 Terry The Terror (Dundee United) 10/1 Hammy The Hamster (Hamilton Academical) 10/1 Claret The Bear (Motherwell) 12/1 Nutz The Killie Squirrel (Kilmarnock) 12/1 Nessie (Inverness Caledonian Thistle) 12/1 Rossco The Staggie (Ross County) 14/1 Roary Rover (Raith Rovers) 14/1 I reckon there's some money to be made here. Going to spend the afternoon analysing the mascots' footwear and overall mass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Deewok to come last is nailed on imo I don't think it's that sort of competition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forameus Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I reckon there's some money to be made here. Going to spend the afternoon analysing the mascots' footwear and overall mass. Kingsley can't seem to move his arms, so balance may be an issue at speed. Still though, he's Kingsley. It won't affect him. Odds on Hoopy and Broxy taking each other out? Nothing violent, just a bad case of whataboutery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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