The Saintee Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I have other stories. Would you like to hear about the time I drove to Dunfermline once? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I have other stories. Would you like to hear about the time I drove to Dunfermline once? Only if you went to IKEA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 I still find the "Toby Carvery" hilarious. Why would you want your boaby chopped off tbh. Toby Carvery is fucking brilliant, great place to go for a all you can eat breakfast when you're hanging out your arse. And the carvery is delightful. Tbf you are correct, I was misremembering slightly. I drove to Perth and played a gig at a place called The Green Rooms (worst sound guy ever), then afterwards I went outside, got in my car and drove off. On the way out of Perth I noticed the Robert Burns Lounge. So really I drove to Perth once and the only thing I saw was The Green Rooms and the Robert Burns Lounge. Green Rooms is easily the best pub in Perth. I don't know where I'd go if it shut down, it's got almost everything you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Yes. It's very similar to the Perth tale. Infact, they occurred only days apart. I drove to Dunfermline to play a gig at a place called Monty's Bar. The streets were quite confusing and the sat nav tried to take us down a wee street which had a bollard blocking the road. As such, I had to reverse and then park at the bus station to make a phone call to my friend on how to navigate to Montys Bar. He successfully directed me there. I then decided to go up the hill to a bank machine to withdraw money. I noticed a jakie looking fellow hanging around and he pinged his cigarette into a giant plant pot which was decorating the street, he then approached me and asked for spare change. I informed him I only had the money in my hand and no change was there to be given. He accepted this and I walked on, although I noticed the plant pot was smouldering away from his cigarette and I thought "I hope that doesn't catch fire". I then played the gig which went well and afterwards went outside and drove home. On the way home whilst hurtling along the motorway, a seagull flew from a tree and smashed into my windscreen. I thought this to be unusual as I didn't think seagulls were found so far inland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 It's only a feeling but I reckon we'll click tomorrow at Dens. Dundee are alright and will give us a game no doubt but if we get it right think we'll be comfy. In all seriousness anything from 4-0 Dundee to 3-1 us. Shut up you bet shitting shitehouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Green Rooms is easily the best pub in Perth. I don't know where I'd go if it shut down, it's got almost everything you want. So in my brief two hours or so in Perth I witnessed the best and worst pubs the city has to offer? A successful night all round. The green rooms was a decent pub tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 So in my brief two hours or so in Perth I witnessed the best and worst pubs the city has to offer? A successful night all round. The green rooms was a decent pub tbf. Aye but you would have passed Toby Carvery as you drove up the Dundee road so your night wasn't a complete success. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Aye but you would have passed Toby Carvery as you drove up the Dundee road so your night wasn't a complete success. What do you do if you need a shit in the green rooms? I noticed the toilet only had urinals and a poster on the wall saying not to take drugs on the premises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Sounds a shithole. I'm fucking raderah from bevvying up in Laings all day yesterday. This is putting my attendance tomorrow in serious jeopardy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 It's very similar to the Perth tale. Infact, they occurred only days apart. I drove to Dunfermline to play a gig at a place called Monty's Bar. The streets were quite confusing and the sat nav tried to take us down a wee street which had a bollard blocking the road. As such, I had to reverse and then park at the bus station to make a phone call to my friend on how to navigate to Montys Bar. He successfully directed me there. I then decided to go up the hill to a bank machine to withdraw money. I noticed a jakie looking fellow hanging around and he pinged his cigarette into a giant plant pot which was decorating the street, he then approached me and asked for spare change. I informed him I only had the money in my hand and no change was there to be given. He accepted this and I walked on, although I noticed the plant pot was smouldering away from his cigarette and I thought "I hope that doesn't catch fire". I then played the gig which went well and afterwards went outside and drove home. On the way home whilst hurtling along the motorway, a seagull flew from a tree and smashed into my windscreen. I thought this to be unusual as I didn't think seagulls were found so far inland. Nice. Ever had a gig in Kirkcaldy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K.T Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Nice. Ever had a gig in Kirkcaldy? No. My stories of Kirkcaldy only revolve around the football. We won the 1st division title there once you know? That was a braw day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 What do you do if you need a shit in the green rooms? I noticed the toilet only had urinals and a poster on the wall saying not to take drugs on the premises. You have to ask for the key to the disabled toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Only in Perth could they discriminate that badly that needing a shite is a disability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 You have to ask for the key to the disabled toilet. Bit awkward that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Alternatively you just walk across the road to the burns and shite on the floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo Ponce Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Here Dundee people what's the Meat House on the Perth Road like? Think I'm heading there for some food before beers with the #ladz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 1-1. We'll score early then fail to convert the barrowload of chances we create only for Saints to equalise in the 90th minute through a dodgy penalty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Here Dundee people what's the Meat House on the Perth Road like? Think I'm heading there for some food before beers with the #ladz I've been, it's pretty good. Portions could be bigger and as G-Man says, a little pricey - but the food is nice. I also recommend the Romanian white wine they offer, had a glass with my burger and it went down a treat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefiant Posted August 14, 2015 Author Share Posted August 14, 2015 Here Dundee people what's the Meat House on the Perth Road like? Think I'm heading there for some food before beers with the #ladz Doesnt seem that pricey till you realise you order just a bit of meat and any chips, sauces, salads etc are all individually ordered and priced. I'm not usually into cocktails but they did a couple of different and v v dece ones last time I was there. I spent £120 on a 3 courser for 2 people with a fair few bevvies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo Ponce Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Cheers, I like the sound of this white wine I must say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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