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All right mortals, stand aside.

My name is Albino, founder and captain of the UnderFoxes, 4th place in P&B’s Got Talent, 3rd place in Survivor 6, 2nd place in Apprentice 4, and my team will have our victory, in this game or the next.

For this game I have recruited a perfect blend of experience and potential, a team which already stakes a claim as the best bunch of gentlemen that the game may ever see.

This is one of the strongest sides I've been involved in for any game, challenged only by Invicta from Apprentice 4. I’ve assembled an A Team of Survivor warriors, ready to take to this game like foxes to an all-you-can-eat chicken buffet. (In case you didn’t know, foxes are greedy b*****ds, and renowned for eating chickens- particularly while farmers escort bags of grain across the river.)

Enough chat. Let’s meet the team.

CountyFan was the first to join this crew. Talk about setting the bar high. In him we have a player experienced in every discipline of the P&B repertoire, serving every game with distinction. He was part of the legendary Invicta team, whose performance in the shopping centre task was easily the best first round in the P&B history, and his performance in Survivor 6 proved the doubters wrong.

countyfan is sh1te

You're going to regret that one.

Despite the dissent, CF is an absolute gentleman of the game, a long-time comrade of mine and a firmly-established dark horse in every game he plays. As his captain, I’m determined to make this his moment to get the podium place he’s long due.

ArmadaleKillie was the one-man phenomenon of Survivor 5, and is surely one of the outright favourites for the title this time around. He’s a Survivor natural, comfortably in the top category as a task player, and his third-place finish back in Stewbo's tournament is still an iconic moment in the game. No one will be writing off a repeat, or an improvement on that result.

In every Survivor game there’s a rookie or two who shock the forum with their performances. This team should know; we’re full of them. We’re proud to have Wilkinson1998, who's making his Survivor debut, and is undoubtedly this year's first-timer to keep an eye on. Bursting with potential, he’s out with a point to prove and a name to make for himself. I pride myself in having an eye for talent, and getting this hot prospect on board was a huge coup.

Lastly, but by no means leastly, we have another Invictum, Ayr United's box office poster and leader of the YSU Party, with no fewer than 953 followers on Twitter. This is a man who plays every game with no fear, and as such is capable of great brilliance. I’m firmly confident that in this game we’re going to see him at his very best. I give you the premier Honest Man of Survivorsphere, itzdrk.

It goes without saying that as a unit the UnderFoxes are a force to be reckoned with, but what I’m proudest of is that when the team stage is over, individually any one of this troop is capable of winning the game outright. We may go into this as outsiders, the odds may initially be with the other teams, but we know that’s not going to last long.

Operation UnderFox is very much a go.

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He was part of the legendary Invicta team, whose performance in the shopping centre task was easily the best first round in the P&B history, and his performance in Survivor 6 proved the doubters wrong.

Were you the team that at least included toilets?

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A proper captain would've done that already.

Ooft, I hope you're as slow on the ball in the tasks as you are at being a captain.

I was wanting to be sure that it was actually allowed before going ahead with it. I'm sure my team-mates will appreciate that I want to play by the rules and not incur any punishments for LionBlood.

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Were you the team that at least included toilets?

Yes we had toilets and baby changing facilities, 'Victory' had no toilets and expected people to just go into shops and ask if they could use the toilet :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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The theme for the first task on Sunday will be teamwork

It will be nice to see you working with your newly formed buddies and this is absolutely a task in which you will need to work together...but it will have individual elements to it. A nice early chance to see peoples knowledge shine through

at least 6 out of these 12 categories will be used. Hope you have some experts!

Scottish Musicals

Brora Rangers

Lord of the Rings

J-League 15/16 season

WWF Royal Rumble 1992

Politics in Scarborough and Whitby

Sepak Takrow

The music of Taylor Swift

Nokia

British comics

Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva

Graeme Cowie

As for the time on Sunday, I will be speaking to your captains

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'and my team will have our victory, in this game or the next.'

:lol:

Must be great to have such a confident leader. That and the fact Albino is also in the captain's thread praising TRS on how well he's done in the draft, shows that he has pretty much zero confidence in the lot of you.

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The theme for the first task on Sunday will be teamwork

It will be nice to see you working with your newly formed buddies and this is absolutely a task in which you will need to work together...but it will have individual elements to it. A nice early chance to see peoples knowledge shine through

at least 6 out of these 12 categories will be used. Hope you have some experts!

Scottish Musicals

Brora Rangers

Lord of the Rings

J-League 15/16 season

WWF Royal Rumble 1992

Politics in Scarborough and Whitby

Sepak Takrow

The music of Taylor Swift

Nokia

British comics

Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva

Graeme Cowie

As for the time on Sunday, I will be speaking to your captains

As in our very own Ad Lib?! :lol:

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'and my team will have our victory, in this game or the next.'

:lol:

Must be great to have such a confident leader. That and the fact Albino is also in the captain's thread praising TRS on how well he's done in the draft, shows that he has pretty much zero confidence in the lot of you.

Say what you like, look at that shitemare you have put together :lol:

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The only reason I'll be looking over my shoulder is to keep track of how far the other teams are lagging behind us.

The other teams may be falling behind but under foxes will be sailing ahead at a canter.

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'and my team will have our victory, in this game or the next.'

:lol:

Must be great to have such a confident leader. That and the fact Albino is also in the captain's thread praising TRS on how well he's done in the draft, shows that he has pretty much zero confidence in the lot of you.

'OH I think you won the draft TRS :wub::wub::wub: xxxx'

The boy is selling out his team before the game has even started.

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