GordonD Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 44 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: So can I get Emu to turn up at my funeral or not? Only if you die by falling off your roof. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q0S-RUSH Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 On 29/07/2017 at 03:04, Highland Capital said: "Flash! Ahhhhh! It works miracles!" Definately this. One f**king annoying advert but not as bad as Gary " you hhad me at oven-baked" Lineker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 11 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: He's probably aware that there is actually zero chicken in a KFC Zinger. It's all pigs cocks and cows pubes. You would think this would put me off KFC, but no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 The one with the two little girls eating ice lollies then showing how their tongues have turned blue. You just know that in ten years' time they'll be standing outside a club with their tits out, yelling at each other at the tops of their voices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 As if Captain fucking Obvious wasn't bad enough on his own, he's now been joined by this tosser. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 29 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Is that c**t still working for the tax paying publicly subsidised bank? Don't think so, IIRC he took the huff and chucked it when he got binned from the adverts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Is Quorn a "protein sauce" or a "protein source"? And if my old man had given me a fucking Quorn burger at a BBQ, the c**t would have been disowned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amnarab Posted July 31, 2017 Share Posted July 31, 2017 Quorn bust my coupon tonight. They beat Crewe 3-1. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 The latest Oral B toothpaste one is an abomination. It's hard enough to believe that a woman who is supposedly fit and healthy doesn't know that brushing her teeth is a good way to maintain a healthy mouth (whatever that means) but to then be shocked that Oral B makes toothpaste? Has she never been to a supermarket 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 11 minutes ago, Salvo Montalbano said: The latest Oral B toothpaste one is an abomination. It's hard enough to believe that a woman who is supposedly fit and healthy doesn't know that brushing her teeth is a good way to maintain a healthy mouth (whatever that means) but to then be shocked that Oral B makes toothpaste? Has she never been to a supermarket She seems like a fucking neurotic fruitcake. Once she's finished with the teeth, she'll be scrubbing her back door with bleach, mark my words. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 On 01/08/2017 at 22:53, Salvo Montalbano said: The latest Oral B toothpaste one is an abomination. It's hard enough to believe that a woman who is supposedly fit and healthy doesn't know that brushing her teeth is a good way to maintain a healthy mouth (whatever that means) but to then be shocked that Oral B makes toothpaste? Has she never been to a supermarket I was fucking raging when this boot reappeared the other day. I didn't even know Oral B MADE a toothpaste! What fucking planet do you live on? That's the fucking point of Oral fucking B. I'm pretty certain she uses an Oral B toothbrush in the next shot as well, how the f**k is she buying that and not seeing the fucking toothpaste right next to it on the fucking shelf? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 3, 2017 Share Posted August 3, 2017 Anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 The Fairly dishwasher stuff with the cartoon baby on a motorbike. Fucking awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 The ones with the Brownlee brothers for Lidl or Aldi or whatever shite supermarket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 On Wednesday, August 02, 2017 at 07:10, BigFatTabbyDave said: She seems like a fucking neurotic fruitcake. Once she's finished with the teeth, she'll be scrubbing her back door with bleach, mark my words. Is this a euphemism? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 4, 2017 Share Posted August 4, 2017 4 hours ago, sjc said: Is this a euphemism? Yes, I was actually referring to the back door of her house. Well spotted! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 (edited) The we buy any car advert with two zany lads sitting on a sofa. One of them is so desperately trying to be Danny Dyer... Which is possibly even worse than actually being Danny Dyer. Edited August 5, 2017 by Savage Henry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 1 minute ago, Savage Henry said: The we buy any car advert with to zany lads sitting on a sofa. One of them is so desperately trying to be Danny Dyer... Which is possibly even worse than actually being Danny Dyer. Those adverts really fucking annoy me. "I can't be arsed selling my car for its true value, so I'll take anything." It reminds me of the pre-IndyRef advert with the woman who didn't understand anything so she'd just vote no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 On 03/08/2017 at 23:58, Miguel Sanchez said: I was fucking raging when this boot reappeared the other day. I didn't even know Oral B MADE a toothpaste! What fucking planet do you live on? That's the fucking point of Oral fucking B. I'm pretty certain she uses an Oral B toothbrush in the next shot as well, how the f**k is she buying that and not seeing the fucking toothpaste right next to it on the fucking shelf? Calm down, dear, it's only a commercial. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dundeefc1783 Posted August 6, 2017 Share Posted August 6, 2017 The new advert on Channel 4 for the British bake off is absolutely superb best advert I have seen in a long time. Absolute great tune on it as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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