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18 minutes ago, Nightmare said:

More likely he'll spend f**k all, but still be some sort of messiah to the majority of the gullible throbbers that support the club.

I think they are all waking up to the fact that he's not got funds to spunk as anticipated.  

They should have went with Ashley!  

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Haven't seen it anywhere on here, so apologies if this has already been posted, but Sky Sports actually used this graphic on their website in an article before Sunday's game. Proper :1eye material.

skysports-celtic-rangers-graphic-data-ol

 

The article containing this masterpiece can be found here - http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11096/10844761/celtic-and-rangers-old-firm-rivalry-in-stats-ahead-of-scottish-cup-semi-final

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Darren McGregor has not given up hope of a Scotland call-up but believes fellow Hibernian 31-year-old Paul Hanlon has a stronger case.

The two central defenders have helped Hibs win the Scottish Championship and reach the Scottish Cup semi-final.

"For me, Paul Hanlon deserves a call-up before me," McGregor told BBC Scotland.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39710968

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Darren McGregor has not given up hope of a Scotland call-up but believes fellow Hibernian 31-year-old Paul Hanlon has a stronger case.
The two central defenders have helped Hibs win the Scottish Championship and reach the Scottish Cup semi-final.
"For me, Paul Hanlon deserves a call-up before me," McGregor told BBC Scotland.
 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39710968

How do you get 31 from a player that's 27? :lol:
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10 hours ago, Nightmare said:

Haven't seen it anywhere on here, so apologies if this has already been posted, but Sky Sports actually used this graphic on their website in an article before Sunday's game. Proper :1eye material.

skysports-celtic-rangers-graphic-data-ol

 

The article containing this masterpiece can be found here - http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11096/10844761/celtic-and-rangers-old-firm-rivalry-in-stats-ahead-of-scottish-cup-semi-final

That has literally been drawn on microsoft paint :lol:. It doesn't even make sense.. the Y axis would suggest that celtic won half a game in their first meeting in 1890... then f**k knows what it's trying to show after that.

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11 hours ago, Nightmare said:

Haven't seen it anywhere on here, so apologies if this has already been posted, but Sky Sports actually used this graphic on their website in an article before Sunday's game. Proper :1eye material.

skysports-celtic-rangers-graphic-data-ol

 

The article containing this masterpiece can be found here - http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11096/10844761/celtic-and-rangers-old-firm-rivalry-in-stats-ahead-of-scottish-cup-semi-final

In a just world @MonDieu would work his magic and get Sonic the Hedgehog running along that.

Or, you know, a world where he can be arsed. 

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On 22 April 2017 at 23:10, scoobles said:

"Hibs fans outnumbered Aberdeen’s by around two-to-one - a ratio attracting predictable criticism of the Red’s depleted army."

Daily Retard at it's finest reporting.

He may have been watching on TV given he shouldn't have a journalist pass when he's that thick

 

On 23 April 2017 at 18:02, HibeeJibee said:

What odds there will also be the usual tabloid hand-wringing about how final tickets can be split 50-50 when Celtic have so many more ST holders.

And as if by magic... :rolleyes:

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/aberdeen-demand-half-hampden-ticket-10289461

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14 hours ago, Nightmare said:

Haven't seen it anywhere on here, so apologies if this has already been posted, but Sky Sports actually used this graphic on their website in an article before Sunday's game. Proper :1eye material.

skysports-celtic-rangers-graphic-data-ol

 

The article containing this masterpiece can be found here - http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11096/10844761/celtic-and-rangers-old-firm-rivalry-in-stats-ahead-of-scottish-cup-semi-final

The Football Ramble shared it, and I'm not entirely sure they did so in jest.  Most people took it at face value apart from a few questioning its validity, and the clearly done in microsoft paint-ness of it all.

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Nothing about it make sense. It's truly utter nonsense. The increments on the x-axis are all different for a start. And just what the f**k is the y-axis about?! It surely has to be a joke. No one could have 'signed this off' as it were.

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13 minutes ago, irvine_buddie said:

The funny thing is they had another graphic in that article which displays the results of old firm games over the years pretty well. The graph, even apart from being drawn on paint and making no sense.. doesn't even roughly match up with the other graphic.

 

skysports-graphic-data-celtic-rangers-old-firm_3935921.jpg

 

I think it's number 47 in that magic eye picture

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