Peedzy Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Writing on the bottom of a slipper is good too. There is nothing better in life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_K_97 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Brazenly pointing out other people's faults Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 I see your during work shite and raise you an overtime shite Paid double for taking a dump I call that time and a turd getting something that doesn't work working again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Gordon Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Heroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 There is nothing better in life Especially on a Saturday night instead of going to the pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyh Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Your child's first laugh. The first real laugh out loud. Nothing better. And the first taste of your beer on a Friday after work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Throwing something into a bin from distance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Nutmegging folk. Marijuana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JogaBonito Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Nicking the ball off or megging the one loudmouth at 5's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Sex. Even when I'm just on my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Puns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Sex. Even when I'm just on my own. they say no. FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 The cold side of the pillow in bed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Puns Some people view that as a pun-ishment. Listening to music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half Rice Half Chips Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Ears popping after landing from a flight. Waking up in the morning thinking it's a work day then remembering it's a Saturday. Seeing the waiter/waitress come out with your order in a restaurant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Waking up in the morningAlways a bonus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Cleaning your ears with cotton bud/hair clip/tooth pick/anything you can get in to give a good scratch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Absolute school boy error not shiteing on your company's time and getting paid for the enjoying the act. Edit: just read the rest of the thread and found about half a dozen people have made the same point. I very rarely shite at work. The toilets are manky as f**k and I never need one. It only seems to be that towards the end of my twelve hours that I feel one brewing. I did make a exception of forcing one out on Xmas day so I could have a quadruple time shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Cracking my knuckles, and just about every other joint physically possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Sneezing. Not 14 times in a fecking row though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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