Sergeant Wilson Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Jenifer Aniston. 'Friends' was massive when I was a '#lad' and she seemed to be the fantasy woman of most guys I knew. Never did it for me - looks too much like like David Coulthard.The problem is your fucking eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Andie MacDowell. Doubtless, a very beautiful woman, but not in the slightest sexy. Her seemingly expressionless face would put me off my stroke as I'd be constantly worrying whether she was still alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 The problem is your fucking eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Kate Middleton. Widnae fancy having to shut my eyes every time I drive through the Clyde tunnel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Is that a euphemism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Beyonce. I've always found her attempts to make herself a complete sex bomb to have the opposite effect and have always found her totally sexless. Tries too hard. Although, as has already been alluded to, I wouldn't tell her to GTF if I came home and she was lying in my bed in sussies and high heels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 My point exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Maybe people of the 70's-80's might have a different view of having sex with children's tv presenters. I think there's a fair chance that kids from the 70's and 80's have already had sex with most of the presenters. Whether they wanted to or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Just about all super skinny lassies, look good but i just couldny Less likely to find a good looking fatty but the same applies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Cheryl Cole. I cannot stand her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Tina O'Brien (Sarah from Corrie) looks like she's got one off those fannys that just absolutely reeks. Saying that, I'd still wapp my meat up her if she was in my bed with her legs at quarter to three mind you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 My point exactly. Now I've put a bit of Coulthard into her, I quite fancy giving her a bit of the old grand prix myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 If anyone actually answers this and stands by it then they are a liar If you think a girl is good looking you would pump her That's a fact Spot on, everyone on here has at one time had a regretful ride. If Rachel Rileys booksmarts puts you off dipping her then you're a fucking lunatic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 The ones most morons on here say are 'pure filth!!!!!!!!!' are probably the boring ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locheedfcno1 Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 If anyone actually answers this and stands by it then they are a liar If you think a girl is good looking you would pump her That's a fact agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 Chance would be a fi........................................ You get the idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effeffsee_the2nd Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 I'd find it difficult to be with any children's tv presenter I watched growing up. Being from that late 90's-early 00's period there's a good wee list of Konnie Huq, Angelica Bell, Ellie Crisell, Zoe salmon, Ben Fogle, Michaela Strachan etc, but I'd just lose my concentration while doing it..probably while bonking Strachan I'd get distracted and go.. "what was it like working with Chris Packham? He seems a right c**t". Maybe people of the 70's-80's might have a different view of having sex with children's tv presenters. i think thats becoming more apparant that the victims have came forwrd i numbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Kaley cuoco ( pre haircut ) I'd be all over the place and doubt I'd manage it Thumbing it in slack would be my best chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted May 13, 2015 Share Posted May 13, 2015 Rachel Riley is hot but always struck me as really old, her mannerisms and personality and dress sense is that of a middle-aged woman. Whit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted May 13, 2015 Author Share Posted May 13, 2015 Who knew Rachel Riley was the nations sweetheart. My mate said he couldn't go near Kim Kardashian. I think I could manage that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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