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Their is a depot near my house that I could get too in 2mins instead of the 15mins it takes to get to the 1 I work from. This also costs me in Diesel a few quid.

I learned yesterday that my depot is closing and I'm moving to the close depot only to be told I will get the work van home and no longer need to go to the depot.

FUXAKE

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Sky Broadband shield has been activated in my house on the wifi by default

It now means I can only watch programmes like South Park/Walking Dead etc between 9pm at night and 5.30am in the morning

Anyways brb, got loads of the walking dead to catch up on......

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In work we've got a Starbucks Franchise and there's one woman (Wid!) that makes my Earl grey and never bothers hanging the tea bag tags over the side so I have to fish out my tea bag with some wooden splint type thing.

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In work we've got a Starbucks Franchise and there's one woman (Wid!) that makes my Earl grey and never bothers hanging the tea bag tags over the side so I have to fish out my tea bag with some wooden splint type thing.

Euphemism alert!

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Today, I couldnt get a good reception on Radio 4 coming in to work.

I had to listen to Clemency Burton-Hill's Breakfast on Radio 3 rather than Today.

On a similar theme one of my cars gets talksport clear as a bell all the way from Dundee to Aberdeen while the other 2 cars lose both usable frequencys between Forfar and Stonehaven.

Pain in the arse.

ETA all are traditional radios, no DABs in my cars thank you.

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Imovie is a doddle. cmd-b is your friend.

What does that do? I'm starting to get the hang of it. I can use Avid Media Composer to a reasonable level but it's hard to get used to a new set-up.

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In work we've got a Starbucks Franchise and there's one woman (Wid!) that makes my Earl grey and never bothers hanging the tea bag tags over the side so I have to fish out my tea bag with some wooden splint type thing.

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Their is a depot near my house that I could get too in 2mins instead of the 15mins it takes to get to the 1 I work from. This also costs me in Diesel a few quid.

I learned yesterday that my depot is closing and I'm moving to the close depot only to be told I will get the work van home and no longer need to go to the depot.

FUXAKE

Any sympathy I may have had instantly evaporated when I stumbled over your clumsy prose and spelling errors.

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Office is equi-distant between a Burger King and a McDonalds.........

Making that lunchtime choice a coin flip.

Get an XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger from Burger King then go to McDonalds and get a large fries.

Problem sorted. You can get some juice from either of them.

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I had to eat an entire packet of Raspberries there as I bought them yesterday for work and hadn't eaten them. As I won't be back till Tuesday they'd have gone off by then.

And I can't be bothered taking them home.

Put them in your arse? You'll have lovely smelling farts.

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