Dee Man Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, Cyclizine said: Just use two fingers to swipe down, you get the whole menu What a legend. I owe my life to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 I had a gripe with VW recently as it automatically turns down the heated seats after a while, from two bars on the display, causing me to get a less warm arse and back and having to jab the button twice to restore the full heat.Now, I take the advice of the good folk of p&b seriously and always have the sunroof tilted open, the window down a bit and the seat heater on full. The missus just got a new car that has three bars on the display for the heated seats.Can you imagine the horror I experienced today when driving along as I realised I was not experiencing the requested full quota of heat to my arse and back. This required not two but three jabs of the finger to put it back to full. This is in another German whip. It's the tip of the iceberg. As we fret about ISIS and the various right wing zealots running us the Germans are quietly getting back up to their old tricks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 I've just realised I forgot to get my McDonald's coffee loyalty card stamped yesterday. f**k my life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilostmyself Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 Drank all day yesterday and now I'm tired 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 9 minutes ago, ilostmyself said: Drank all day yesterday and now I'm tired I think the money from comic relief is ring fenced for this kind of tragedy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilostmyself Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 1 minute ago, HenryHill said: I think the money from comic relief is ring fenced for this kind of tragedy. Should hope so, gonna try out the McDonalds delivery service and that won't pay for itself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 Just now, HenryHill said: I think the money from comic relief is ring fenced for this kind of tragedy. I'm away in foreign climes for a few days. I had to carry 9 litres of water up a hill. That wee burd on the day time telly advert doesn't know she's born. A large gin n' tonic helped cheer me up. I've emailed this suggestion to Wateraid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilostmyself Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 Talk to me about this in further detail please. http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/15384531.McDonald_s_delivery_service_comes_to_Glasgow___here_s_everything_you_need_to_know/The future is here and we're living it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 I've long said that McDonalds are missing out on millions each year by not running a McDonalds van (just like a chip van in case you are confused).Imagine the amount of scheme children who could go and spend a £1 or whatever on cheeseburgers/chips outside their door. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 I put a wee tennis coupon on when i first woke up today and i had meant to bet on Jerzy Janowicz but instead i bet on his opponent by accident and Janowicz won, it was the only selection i got wrong as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 Switching channels watching the tennis earlier and BBC1 HD and BBC2 HD aren't right next to each other on the Sky box, so instead of simpky flicking the channel up and down I have to push 101 or 115 to switch back and forward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 12 minutes ago, Dindeleux said: I've long said that McDonalds are missing out on millions each year by not running a McDonalds van (just like a chip van in case you are confused). Imagine the amount of scheme children who could go and spend a £1 or whatever on cheeseburgers/chips outside their door. Sounds a bit beasty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 Sounds a bit beasty. KP -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 1 hour ago, peasy23 said: Switching channels watching the tennis earlier and BBC1 HD and BBC2 HD aren't right next to each other on the Sky box, so instead of simpky flicking the channel up and down I have to push 101 or 115 to switch back and forward. If it's sky you can press the blue button to go to the last channel viewed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Or the left hand arrow Always got to go one better you. * *didnt know that sorcery, nice one! Edited July 3, 2017 by Rugster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Or the left hand arrow Mind well and truly blown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 Or the left hand arrow Burn the witch!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Knightswood Bear waa offering out pokey bum wanks for this sort of stuff the other day but someone beat me to it. Wont fucking happen again. Now everyone who has benefitted from my mastery of the Sky remote please PM addresses so we can get something in the diary You'll take a green dot and be fucking grateful for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 I've long said that McDonalds are missing out on millions each year by not running a McDonalds van (just like a chip van in case you are confused).Imagine the amount of scheme children who could go and spend a £1 or whatever on cheeseburgers/chips outside their door. I know we're involved in some heavy shite-talking in the big match thread - but this is a genius post. It would have to be a pretty big van to fit in the relevant gear. But holy shit my mouth is already watering - and I'm a good couple of notches above schemie b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted July 3, 2017 Share Posted July 3, 2017 I know we're involved in some heavy shite-talking in the big match thread - but this is a genius post. It would have to be a pretty big van to fit in the relevant gear. But holy shit my mouth is already watering - and I'm a good couple of notches above schemie b*****d. I've said it for years mate.Really you would just need one of the big grill things you get in the shop and a chip vat. In Kilmarnock/Hurlford/Galston etc you could just get the burgers made up in the two restaurants (loose term) and they could just pop the van in and get filled up.An ice cream machine too. They would make an absolute fortune. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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