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9 hours ago, D.A.F.C said:

You were lucky, we used to dream of indoor baths in Fife. Up at two, twenty hour shift then wash in the rain.

 

I don’t believe you, as if people from Fife used to have jobs. 

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When you're doing a payment online of some sort and the site has to send you an SMS verification code for you to type into the payment page and the pop up of the message appears at the top of your screen but it can't fit all the digits in so you have to leave the screen, go into your messages to retrieve the entire code and then go back to the payment screen. 

Those remote tribes in the Amazon don't know how good they've got it. 

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On 16/12/2019 at 03:22, A96 said:

My rubber gloves wouldn’t come off easily a few minutes ago after I’d hand-washed the dishes. I’m now fearing the same scenario the next time I put them on. Why oh why oh why do the local shops not sell them in XL size ?

Cause washing the dishes is a womans job

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On 15/10/2020 at 07:41, Dee Man said:

When you're doing a payment online of some sort and the site has to send you an SMS verification code for you to type into the payment page and the pop up of the message appears at the top of your screen but it can't fit all the digits in so you have to leave the screen, go into your messages to retrieve the entire code and then go back to the payment screen. 

Those remote tribes in the Amazon don't know how good they've got it. 

Santander put the code at the very end of the text, underneath a few paragraphs of shite.

Tempted to bill them for the few seconds it takes me to retrieve the code every time.

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13 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

My cleaners have arrived 25 mins early this morning, roughly 2 mins after i'd had a shite in the downstairs toilet.

 

More than one? Chapeau sir, chapeau. Although I know the Orangery can be a bit of a bugger for collecting dust at this time of year…

Spoiler

…and for any wags thinking on a lame-ass jibe about the Ibrox Trophy Room, just don’t.  I’m way ahead of you.

 

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