BFTD Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I noticed that it was cold today, possible chance of snow soon. Luckily I managed to withdraw all my savings & purchase 2783 cans of baked beans & 5 loaves. I'm not religious. I reckon I'm prepared for a lock-in, should the worst happen. Grimbo You've forgotten the most important ingredient for a lock-in. Are you going to ferment the beans? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 (edited) I've finished all I wanted to do on nightshift already and now have 7 hours to kill. I can't even go for a kip because I'm in the office and the fluorescent lights are permanently on. Ye gads man, where's your spunk? Get a toilet roll & wrap it around your coupon in a mummified like state & if your in the office use an elastic band or failing that the stapler to secure toilet paper. There ya go, problem solved. Grimbo Edited November 22, 2015 by Grim O'Grady 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I've finished all I wanted to do on nightshift already and now have 7 hours to kill. I can't even go for a kip because I'm in the office and the fluorescent lights are permanently on. Are you a lizard? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 You've forgotten the most important ingredient for a lock-in. Are you going to ferment the beans? I'm not sure I follow (through) BFTDave? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Are you a lizard? Could be one of those marijuana factories? That tgey mention in the daily mail. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I'm working someone else's shift tomorrow and finish at ten, which means the Subway won't be open, and I have to choose between paying extra for a taxi to get home immediately or wait ~45 minutes for a bus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I've finished all I wanted to do on nightshift already and now have 7 hours to kill. I can't even go for a kip because I'm in the office and the fluorescent lights are permanently on. Tonight's checklist: toley in boss' desk drawer - done. Unscrew the bulb(s) enough so that they stay in, but that the light goes off. Make sure to log it as a fault with maintenance in case anybody drops by. Keep your pants on, FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I'm working someone else's shift tomorrow and finish at ten, which means the Subway won't be open, and I have to choose between paying extra for a taxi to get home immediately or wait ~45 minutes for a bus. What you need is a toilet roll an elastic band & a stapler. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 What you need is a toilet roll an elastic band & a stapler. Grimbo Sounds to me like Grimbo made some ill-thought out purchases while doing his Christmas shopping and now he's trying to prepare the recipients for disappointment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 My soldiers are slightly underdone and a wee bit too soggy for my perfectly done boiled egg. Raging. When this happens I usually spoon out the egg and then roll the soldiers over it to form an envelope and eat it like its a wee ball 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 My bread rarely has he structural integrity to penetrate the albumen in the way which you mention but I like it hard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 He loves an an ejaculation more than anyone I have ever came across anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 My egg ejaculated steam when I cut its head off earlier. I like it when you dip your wee soldier in, pull it slowly out and lick the gooey stuff off the end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 This page of this thread has taught me that Mozza, throbbs and Welshbairn are all 8 years old. Every day's a school day. Well, for them it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Thats the second time i have been called a child today on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Thats the second time i have been called a child today on here. Don't worry about it, Dee Man's just a big jobby pants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I like DeeMan and am disappointed he feels this way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I didn't say it was bad you were all 8 years old. If you all want to dip your soldiers into your eggs you go right ahead. Now f**k off to I set up my Scaletrix. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I dont dip mine in my egg, as i mentioned i spoon it out the shell then wrape the bread around it until it forms a ball and it it that way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Wait, is that wrap or rape? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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