D.A.F.C Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 Washed the car then later a bird shat on it. Had to get the sponge out the shed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 14 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: Washed the car then later a bird shat on it. Had to get the sponge out the shed. Dump her. Ba-dum-tish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 She's out of control. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 I'm not sure this is in the right thread. Plenty of folk in the so-called third world also get the shits. Although thinking about it, not sure it would count as ptthoyn. I could have posted it in the car advice thread as it was on the way to look at a car but I have become somewhat unpopular there because of my constant dithering! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 On 15/04/2018 at 16:36, Michael W said: I saw a charity collector carrying a card machine on Friday. I shall now need to blank them and feel that small pang of guilt rather than honestly stating "sorry, no change". you could always just explain to them that you don't give your bank details to random strangers in the high street.or Nigerian princes with more money than they know what to do with 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted April 22, 2018 Share Posted April 22, 2018 9 hours ago, highlandcowden said: you could always just explain to them that you don't give your bank details to random strangers in the high street.or Nigerian princes with more money than they know what to do with Perhaps, but it'll take another 5 seconds to explain that rather than the current 1 second. Too much effort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 (edited) Putting the heating on or off each day depending on temperature. Have to press a button ffs. edit and also setting the security light timer back half an hour each week or so. Edited May 3, 2018 by D.A.F.C 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 I saw a charity collector carrying a card machine on Friday. I shall now need to blank them and feel that small pang of guilt rather than honestly stating "sorry, no change". Tell her you only have change for a charity tin and no bank cards with you... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 They didn't have any Orange Jubilee 20/20 so I've had to settle for Blue Raspberry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 They didn't have any Orange Jubilee 20/20 so I've had to settle for Blue Raspberry. That’s a legitimate complaint, not First World Problem at all. I would suggest boycotting that shop in future. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Was waiting ages to get on the (parked) empty train, bloke came along who I thought was the driver. Turned out to be a trainspotter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, Adam said: That’s a legitimate complaint, not First World Problem at all. I would suggest boycotting that shop in future. Variety is the spice of life and all that but I agree, it's unacceptable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Wife stole my cider the other night so I’m having to make do with Pouilly Fume. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Wife stole my cider the other night so I’m having to make do with Pouilly Fume. ^^^Can no longer afford Frosty Jack type post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 30 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Wife stole my cider the other night so I’m having to make do with Pouilly Fume. Tell her we're asking for her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 10 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Tell her we're asking for her. Always liked her in that mustard number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 42 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Tell her we're asking for her. Wid 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 1 hour ago, G_Man1985 said: You can do this from yer mobile Still pressing buttons though and it costs a fortune. Will just put a jumper on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted May 4, 2018 Share Posted May 4, 2018 the missus never put my beer in the fridge so i now have to wait on it chilling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 5, 2018 Share Posted May 5, 2018 the missus never put my beer in the fridge so i now have to wait on it chilling Stick it in the freezer for a few minutes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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