IainMorton Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 6 minutes ago, doulikefish said: 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Looks like doulikefish has been dipping his index finger in the bottle. At least, I’m hoping that’s what it is. Pfft im a daddies man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted March 1, 2018 Share Posted March 1, 2018 Least that explains the dirty nails... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 For a night out I'll usually drive to the place, leave the car there then run to get it the next morning. The motor is 8 miles away this morning and to be frank it looks to cold and windy for me (plus it will be into the wind the whole way). The dog won't be happy either getting dragged all that way. Why isn't Scotland warmer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 For a night out I'll usually drive to the place, leave the car there then run to get it the next morning. The motor is 8 miles away this morning and to be frank it looks to cold and windy for me (plus it will be into the wind the whole way). The dog won't be happy either getting dragged all that way. Why isn't Scotland warmer? Train the Rent boy to retrieve keys, job done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 18 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: On 17/03/2018 at 06:18, Shandon Par said: For a night out I'll usually drive to the place, leave the car there then run to get it the next morning. The motor is 8 miles away this morning and to be frank it looks to cold and windy for me (plus it will be into the wind the whole way). The dog won't be happy either getting dragged all that way. Why isn't Scotland warmer? Train the Rent boy to retrieve keys, job done. Or train him to drive? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 25, 2018 Share Posted March 25, 2018 Or train him to drive? Ant McPartlin thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 14, 2018 Author Share Posted April 14, 2018 Currently on the Dubai-Glasgow leg of our trip home from Brisbane and my son, who has been sleeping soundly, has woken up just in time to stop me enjoying the glass of lovely St Emillion Grand Cruz that the stewardess has just poured for me to go along with my lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 59 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Currently on the Dubai-Glasgow leg of our trip home from Brisbane and my son, who has been sleeping soundly, has woken up just in time to stop me enjoying the glass of lovely St Emillion Grand Cruz that the stewardess has just poured for me to go along with my lunch. That's unfortunate. I shall reflect that when I hear the big Emirates plane flying over about 12.30 that onboard will be one disgruntled father and a child who is probably sleeping again after f*cking up his fathers lunch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Waffenthinmint pm'd me this update. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 I thought it was Hamburg the raf destroyed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 14, 2018 Author Share Posted April 14, 2018 25 minutes ago, WILLIEA said: That's unfortunate. I shall reflect that when I hear the big Emirates plane flying over about 12.30 that onboard will be one disgruntled father and a child who is probably sleeping again after f*cking up his fathers lunch. I'd like to add to my original FWP that whilst my salmon tartare starter was delicious, my duck main course was not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 Currently on the Dubai-Glasgow leg of our trip home from Brisbane and my son, who has been sleeping soundly, has woken up just in time to stop me enjoying the glass of lovely St Emillion Grand Cruz that the stewardess has just poured for me to go along with my lunch. Not sure what the issue is here, to be honest. I’m sure the stewardess will pour your son a glass of wine too if you ask. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I'd like to add to my original FWP that whilst my salmon tartare starter was delicious, my duck main course was not You've cleared mainland Europe now so you won't risk harming anyone on the ground if you understandably choose to jump out after such a disappointment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millions Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I'd like to add to my original FWP that whilst my salmon tartare starter was delicious, my duck main course was not Business class thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I'd like to add to my original FWP that whilst my salmon tartare starter was delicious, my duck main course was not This is going from bad to worse isn't it? I do hope you're not going for those white airport taxis when you land. They are without exception in my experience an evil shower of grumpy bast*rds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted April 14, 2018 Share Posted April 14, 2018 12 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Currently on the Dubai-Glasgow leg of our trip home from Brisbane and my son, who has been sleeping soundly, has woken up just in time to stop me enjoying the glass of lovely St Emillion Grand Cruz that the stewardess has just poured for me to go along with my lunch. I was on the same flight. It could have been me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 15, 2018 Author Share Posted April 15, 2018 4 hours ago, Am Featha *****h Nan Clach said: I was on the same flight. It could have been me Did you enjoy your wine with lunch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted April 15, 2018 Share Posted April 15, 2018 I saw a charity collector carrying a card machine on Friday. I shall now need to blank them and feel that small pang of guilt rather than honestly stating "sorry, no change". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 Had a spicy Chinese takeaway last night and had the chronic shits today, was on the way to look at a car with my Dad and had to get him to turn round back to flat so I could explode one more time in the pan. I had to explain to my mother that I had an upset stomach and she had to stay away from the bathroom door. ETA - we are going for an Indian in a few hours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted April 21, 2018 Share Posted April 21, 2018 Had a spicy Chinese takeaway last night and had the chronic shits today, was on the way to look at a car with my Dad and had to get him to turn round back to flat so I could explode one more time in the pan. I had to explain to my mother that I had an upset stomach and she had to stay away from the bathroom door. ETA - we are going for an Indian in a few hours. I'm not sure this is in the right thread. Plenty of folk in the so-called third world also get the shits. Although thinking about it, not sure it would count as ptthoyn. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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