Sergeant Wilson Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: Keep your head. Kippling. I give up. Just so. You carry the white man's burden GD. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Going to view a house on Wednesday. Saw it online and the drive looked huge as well as the house itself looking really nice. Had a wee drive past so we know where we are going on Wed and the drive was about half the size that the picture portrayed. It's obviously a common ploy but if anything it put us on a downer when we were really keen on the house going by the pictures. The garden looked huge online too so now wondering just how big it actually is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 The dishwasher machine has ceased to function. An absolute f*ckin disaster in a 21st century kitchen!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 12, 2017 Author Share Posted October 12, 2017 1 hour ago, WILLIEA said: The dishwasher machine has ceased to function. An absolute f*ckin disaster in a 21st century kitchen!!! Boot her in the pie and tell her to get back in the kitchen (c) any number of shit 70's "comics" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Forgot my spoon for the muller corner yoghurt I have. Still ate it though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 Forgot my spoon for the muller corner yoghurt I have. Still ate it though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Going to view a house on Wednesday. Saw it online and the drive looked huge as well as the house itself looking really nice. Had a wee drive past so we know where we are going on Wed and the drive was about half the size that the picture portrayed. It's obviously a common ploy but if anything it put us on a downer when we were really keen on the house going by the pictures. The garden looked huge online too so now wondering just how big it actually is. Garden = window box 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 4 hours ago, Swarley said: Garden = window box The garden was really nice. 2nd viewing on Sunday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 Forgot to put the shallots in the beef stew. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 10 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Wrong thread m8. You want "shite at cooking" Turns out the late addition of the shallots was infinitely better than an early introduction. Bit more bite. A very very tasty meal. Amazing at cooking thread for this pish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 The formula of purple Listerine has changed, and it tastes different, and worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: The formula of purple Listerine has changed, and it tastes different, and worse. Put more gin in it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 Bought a £5.99 lobster from Lidl the other day. Had to look on you tube how to eat it and even then it was an ordeal. There were red eggs in the middle and all of this green shite which is apparently the pancreas and liver boiled to mush. Ploughed through it though and enjoyed upsetting the wife and daughter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 6 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said: Ploughed through it though and enjoyed upsetting the wife and daughter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 On 07/10/2017 at 22:18, Ebanda's Handyman Services said: Going to view a house on Wednesday. Saw it online and the drive looked huge as well as the house itself looking really nice. Had a wee drive past so we know where we are going on Wed and the drive was about half the size that the picture portrayed. It's obviously a common ploy but if anything it put us on a downer when we were really keen on the house going by the pictures. The garden looked huge online too so now wondering just how big it actually is. The smaller the better, in my experience. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 On 13/10/2017 at 22:18, Bairnardo said: Wrong thread m8. You want "shite at cooking" Or, in the ChlamydiaKid's case "shite in cooking". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 16, 2017 Author Share Posted October 16, 2017 23 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: The formula of purple Listerine has changed, and it tastes different, and worse. My dentist advised me under no circumstances use the purple listerine as it stains your teeth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TickleTown Posted October 16, 2017 Share Posted October 16, 2017 On 10/6/2017 at 17:06, G_Man1985 said: The mrs brought home tesco own cherry bakewells. Not as good as Mr kipling . Quite upset about this Were they exceedingly good fakes? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 Dishwasher pishing water all over the kitchen, can't get a replacement delivered until next Friday. A week and a half of washing dishes manually. FML. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 1 minute ago, Rugster said: Dishwasher pishing water all over the kitchen, can't get a replacement delivered until next Friday. A week and a half of washing dishes manually. FML. Just launch the dirty dishes and buy new stuff as and when required. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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