Kennboy1978 Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 My phone did an upgrade last night and an icon has disappeared off my home page and I'll be fucked if I can remember what it was. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 26, 2017 Author Share Posted September 26, 2017 13 minutes ago, Kennboy1978 said: No, that one is still there 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 33 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: My phone did an upgrade last night and an icon has disappeared off my home page and I'll be fucked if I can remember what it was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 26, 2017 Author Share Posted September 26, 2017 No, still there too. I'm sure these are all hilarious btw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 No, still there too. I'm sure these are all hilarious btw [emoji6] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 3 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: My phone did an upgrade last night and an icon has disappeared off my home page and I'll be fucked if I can remember what it was. (yes, the Lodge really does have an app) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted September 26, 2017 Share Posted September 26, 2017 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: (yes, the Lodge really does have an app) But you have to tap the icon with your left nipple for it to work... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 My ginger nut dropped into my coffee whilst dooking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: My ginger nut dropped into my coffee whilst dooking. Surprised there are not solicitors adverts on the telly for this kind of thing. 'Have you had a biscuit break off into a beverage that wasn't your fault?' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 28, 2017 Author Share Posted September 28, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, Gaz FFC said: My ginger nut dropped into my coffee whilst dooking. What colour hair does your other nut have? Edited September 28, 2017 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 53 minutes ago, HenryHill said: Surprised there are not solicitors adverts on the telly for this kind of thing. 'Have you had a biscuit break off into a beverage that wasn't your fault?' It's so traumatic. I just didn't need this today. I deserve compensation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 42 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Does colour hair does your other nut have? He hasn't quite got the hang of teabagging yet, give him time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Had an absolutely shite day at work and there's no booze in the house other than rubbish like Absinthe and gin. I'm starting to understand how the African-American slaves must have felt after a particularly bad shift in the cotton fields. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 29 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Had an absolutely shite day at work and there's no booze in the house other than rubbish like Absinthe and gin. I'm starting to understand how the African-American slaves must have felt after a particularly bad shift in the cotton fields. Gub some Absinthe and watch the pink elephants do the tango. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 30, 2017 Share Posted September 30, 2017 Just now, Bert Raccoon said: Gub some Absinthe and watch the pink elephants do the tango. That's why I bought it originally. I fear the hallucinogenic qualities may be greatly exaggerated. Tastes bitter as f**k too, and that's after doing that bullshit ritual with the sugar and spoon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: Absinthe I tried once. I wont again It makes the heart grow fonder. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Honestly man it was fucking mental. Presumably not legal or fit for human consumption. I have never encountered anything even close to like it since. Pussy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 Na that tastes nothing like it either. Nor does it have the same intoxicating effect. Please note I avoided the temptation of a throbbers burd joke there. How colourful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: I once got handed a shot of something from an ummarked bottle in a bar in Ayia Napa. Me and my mate probably thought we were bantering with the barman but the reality no doubt was that we were being cheeky wee fannies and decided to sort us out. And sort us out he did. This gear tasted vaguely like absinthe but mostly like some light hydrocarbon cocktail. After drinking it I distinctly remember being on the ground within about 5 minutes and being unable to work my limbs. The White T they used to sell in the Sarry Heid did that to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 1, 2017 Share Posted October 1, 2017 9 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: Absinthe I tried once. I wont again I have a bottle of it in the house, which is 3/4 full, and has been since the night it was opened in 2008. Coincidentally, that was also the night I gained the scar on my arm trying (and failing) to scale a wall for some unknown reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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