Shandon Par Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 17 minutes ago, Dee Man said: To be honest I'd prefer 99 sluts as they know what they are doing but Mohammed doesn't give us that choice unfortunately. The fat selfish c**t. Spotted in the outback.."The one they call Dee Man, we give him special cage" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 It doesn't say anything about 99 virgins in the Qur'an lads. Martyrs will be wed to 72 beautiful maidens of paradise though. That's from a hadith and isn't necessarily in there either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 72 nagging boots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 5 minutes ago, tree house tam said: It doesn't say anything about 99 virgins in the Qur'an lads. Martyrs will be wed to 72 beautiful maidens of paradise though. That's from a hadith and isn't necessarily in there either. Tree House Imam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 7 minutes ago, tree house tam said: It doesn't say anything about 99 virgins in the Qur'an lads. Martyrs will be wed to 72 beautiful maidens of paradise though. That's from a hadith and isn't necessarily in there either. There's a school of thought that they were actually promising 72 sultanas, as in raisins, as a tasty pick me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: The only thing for you is to become a Muslamic Jihadi and positively embrace the prospect of death. That's what I did. Allahu Akbar. Have you hired the van yet? I'm expecting the gas man, so you'll have to go that wee message on your own. soz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 13 hours ago, welshbairn said: I've known two people over a hundred years old, both have said "Why can't it just be over, I've had enough." Neither were particularly ill at the time. Eternal life would grate after a while I think. I have that same song as my morning alarm btw, starting at exactly same bit. Not a particularly motivating start to the day of course, but meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 Why anyone would want 1 virgin waiting for them let alone 99 I'll never know. From a Muslim of my acquaintance:"72 virgins my arse. I want half a dozen lassies that know their way around a cock" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted August 30, 2017 Share Posted August 30, 2017 4 hours ago, tree house tam said: It doesn't say anything about 99 virgins in the Qur'an lads. That the stuff mo farra has been floggin? Traitor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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