FlyerTon Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 If you're in Inverness at 18:45 today look out for the 'dancing haggis...' https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/inverness/460078/burns-night-celebrated-highlands-scores-dancing-haggis/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Haggis rolls for breakfast, and will be having haggis tacos for tea. Lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 I cook haggis around this time, although normally it burns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 u've hurt your finger? Puir wee man! Your pinkie? Deary me! Noo, juist you haud it that wey till I get my specs and see! My, so it is - and there's the skelf! Noo, dinna greet nae mair. See there - my needle's gotten't out! I'm sure that wasna sair? And noo, to make it hale the morn, Put on a wee bit saw, And tie a Bonnie hankie roun't Noo, there na - rin awa'! Your finger sair ana'? Ye rogue, You're only lettin' on. Weel, weel, then - see noo, there ye are, Row'd up the same as John! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I used to quite like Burns night To celebrate our Bard A guid auld Burns Supper To beat one was quite hard But yince you've been to wan or two They tend to be the same In fact they're fucking boring and truth be told, quite lame The same auld shite regurgitated at this time every year Both in verse and song, with words that sound quite queer If you huvnae been, don't feel left oot, cause the truth is they're quite rank Yur better biding in the hoose and ha'en a guid auld w**k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 The Cat Sat On the mat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Upon a hill, there stood a dookit it's no there noo, some c**t took it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Ah drap ma drawers An part ma baws An fae ma erse a jobby faws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 To A Lavvy Cubicle Some come here to read and write Some come here to wonder But I come here to have a good shite And fart away like thunder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Big fleas have little fleas, Upon their backs to bite 'em, And little fleas have lesser fleas, and so, ad infinitum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob72 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 To A Lavvy Cubicle Some come here to read and write Some come here to wonder But I come here to have a good shite And fart away like thunder Part 2 Some come here to sit and think Some come here to shit and stink But I come here to scratch my balls And read the writing on the walls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 To A Lavvy Cubicle Some come here to read and write Some come here to wonder But I come here to have a good shite And fart away like thunder Part 2 Some come here to sit and think Some come here to shit and stink But I come here to scratch my balls And read the writing on the walls When all you great shithouse writers die There will be erected in the sky A tribute to your noble wit A bloody great mountain of solid shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE KING Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Burns night shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Winter's come, the snow has fellWee Josie's nose has froze as wellWee Josie's frozen nose is skintit...Winter's diabolical intit? that one was Bud Neill, and not Burns.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Winter's come, the snow has fell Wee Josie's nose has froze as well Wee Josie's frozen nose is skintit ...Winter's diabolical intit? that one was Bud Neill, and not Burns.... Of Lobey Dosser fame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Mum never even got haggis this year. Gutted. Had to settle for a McIntoshes ready meal version Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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