mojito Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 I went to a new hairdressers last week and there was folk queuing for an expert beard man. Not for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 I've been keeping a rough 3 week growth for about 2 or 3 years now. Nothing like hipster length though and not as any sort of fashion statement, i just like to have a bit of face fuzz. It's gone from me being called a scruffy looking c**t by my workmates to barely being noticed due to the amount of hipsters with far longer beards than I could ever be arsed persevering with. Top bun wankers are the worst though. I enjoy walking past them and telling them 'you are not Zlatan' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmitch Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 In the world of biking we have to put up with this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mojito Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Hope you had your flame thrower handy. I didn't but thinking back I could have fashioned something out of a hairdryer, some beard ointment and a zippo lighter. Done society a wee favour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Once, the idiots were just the fools gawping in through the windows. Now they've entered the building. You can hear them everywhere. They use the word "cool". It is their favourite word. The idiot does not think about what it is saying. Thinking is rubbish. And rubbish isn't cool. 'Stuff and shit' is cool. The idiots are self-regarding consumer slaves, oblivious to the paradox of their uniform individuality. They sculpt their hair to casual perfection, they wear their waistbands below their balls, they babble into hand-held twit machines about that cool email of the woman being bummed by a wolf. Their cool friend made it. He's an idiot too. Welcome to the age of stupidity. Hail to the rise of the idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Is that from Nathan Barley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorlomin Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PWL Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Beards through laziness = good. Beards that make you look like an American Civil War general = bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Hipster beards have made it shite for those of us who were actual occasional beard growers before the hipster infestation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Hipster beards have made it shite for those of us who were actual occasional beard growers before the hipster infestation. One of the few things worse than hipster beards are the shitty "keep calm" poster variations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Is that from Nathan Barley? Yeah, nearly ten years ago now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 One of the few things worse than hipster beards are the shitty "keep calm" poster variations. You've taken that too far. Check out this fucking rodent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 One of the few things worse than hipster beards are the shitty "keep calm" poster variations. Skinny jeans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 You've taken that too far. Check out this fucking rodent: How much of that is beard or double chin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 How much of that is beard or double chin? Yep, he's just trying to hide his fat neck......and fooling no one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Still better than Adidas trainers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 How much of that is beard or double chin? Yep, he's just trying to hide his fat neck......and fooling no one. ^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Statistically, there must be at least one hipster c**t on P&B. Who is it/are they? http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/195737-pbs-uncoolest-poster/?hl=quiff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
audioslave Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Shite like this is cicular. Soon some other ridiculous thing will come in and be fashionable and then beards can go back to being trademark look of the kiddy fiddler. Says I, who's had a beard for about three years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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