Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 I haven't seen my cat for three days, his record is 10. Getting his hole and eating other cats food. #thuglife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 I haven't seen my cat for three days, his record is 10. Getting his hole and eating other cats food. #thuglife That's the thing with cats, they just f**k off for days on generally being cats. My old cat (RIP), used to disappear for days on end, then it would prance in the house and park itself on the couch like an absolute boss. Dogs are too thick to think for themselves. Don't feed them and they'll roam about the garden eating their own shite and generally starving themselves to death. You never see cats on them RSPCA adverts sitting in their garden built like skeletons, they'll just jump the fence and go and get some grub. Cats>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dogs>>>>Dog owners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 I haven't seen my cat for three days, his record is 10. Getting his hole and eating other cats food. #thuglife It's probably been mauled by a dog for being a tosser. #puglife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 That's the thing with cats, they just f**k off for days on generally being cats. My old cat (RIP), used to disappear for days on end, then it would prance in the house and park itself on the couch like an absolute boss. Dogs are too thick to think for themselves. Don't feed them and they'll roam about the garden eating their own shite and generally starving themselves to death. You never see cats on them RSPCA adverts sitting in their garden built like skeletons, they'll just jump the fence and go and get some grub. Cats>>>>>>>>>>>>>Dogs>>>>Dog owners Nonsense. Dogs are notorious intelligent. It's well established that Stephen Hawking is actually a dog in a mask (real name; Barky Barky Woof Woof). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 To be fair, a dog wouldn't f**k someone in a pram. Cats >>>>>>>>>>>>>dogs>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> DA Baracus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 You never see cats on them RSPCA adverts sitting in their garden built like skeletons, they'll just jump the fence and go and get some grub. brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Cats are great, but they don't give a f**k. Cat my dad owned a few years back disappeared once, we presumed just for a few days exploring the area. Never came back. Cat don't give a f**k man. Another cat that he has the now wiped his arse on one of my t-shirts once. Did he give a f**k? No. We love cats, but to them we're just playthings that they love to mess with. #respect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE KING Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Any anilmal you need to take a walk with so it can do a shite is a w**k....Cats rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Any anilmal you need to take a walk with so it can do a shite is a w**k....Cats rule. Any human who provides an animal a special box so it can shit in the human's house needs to have a word with themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 21, 2015 Author Share Posted January 21, 2015 Any human who provides an animal a special box so it can shit in the human's house needs to have a word with themselves. Not a problem, my cat shits in the neighbours garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Not a problem, my cat shits in the neighbours garden. Where I live, free-range cats quickly become coyote or mountain lion food. Which is fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 21, 2015 Author Share Posted January 21, 2015 Where I live, free-range cats quickly become coyote or mountain lion food. Which is fine. Well, no coyote or mountain lions here so she is a free spirit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Where I live, free-range cats quickly become coyote or mountain lion food. Which is fine. Don't the bears like them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Don't the bears like them? Nobody likes cats. That's my point. Seriously, bears tend to go for nuts and berries rather than animals. Bird-feeders have to be placed up high so they can't reach them. The only time black bears are likely to search for meat is in the spring, when plant food is still scarce. Then they may look for newborn deer, elk, and moose. Garbage is their first choice though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Well, no coyote or mountain lions here so she is a free spirit. Unless she shits in my garden, where her spirit will get the living shite kicked out of it. Just kidding obviously, I don't actually mind cats, and wouldn't boot one. Probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=352342228256842&fref=nf Cats better than dugs, aye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 That video remind s me of a school kid I saw who randomly collapsed in the street and eventually jumped up screaming "hahahaha, you've been Beadled!!!" after the worried public formed a crowd around him. Don't think they were too impressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=352342228256842&fref=nf Cats better than dugs, aye? If we're going to post staged videos as evidence of who's better, then this could go on for some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I used to have a cat called Toby.My dog was called Toby. Could have been me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 If we're going to post staged videos as evidence of who's better, then this could go on for some time. Staged? Staged? Shocked I am, at this smear on my character. You sound like the kind of person who would prefer cats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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