1320Lichtie Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Sister got me this for my Christmas.... I've no even got a beard. Heads Gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 I've had kitchen roll from my Nan. Yes, kitchen roll... EDIT: Ahh, just read the title again. Scratch that. Worst present I've got would have to be Star Wars socks for someone who turned out hated Star Wars. My dear old nana has outdone herself this year. I got, amongst other things, half a pack of brillo pads. Fucking brillo pads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 My mother went off on a rant about Mothers Day once; how it was all a big consumerist con designed to get us to spend money, everyone should ignore it, etc. A week later, I hadn't bought her anything, and the sour wee speech I got about being an ungrateful wretch was something to behold Disturbed by the poor presents bought by grannies in this thread - aren't they supposed to spoil the grandkids with stuff that the parents couldn't or wouldn't buy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Sister got me this for my Christmas.... I've no even got a beard. Heads Gone.ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1419516616.165396.jpg Good news is that they're exactly the fucking same as the men's razors. They even fit on the same stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Sister got me this for my Christmas.... I've no even got a beard. Heads Gone.ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1419516616.165396.jpg At least you can tell your mates somebody bought you a Quattro for your Christmas. You don't have to mention the word 'Audi'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Sister got me this for my Christmas.... I've no even got a beard. Heads Gone.ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1419516616.165396.jpg If you did have a beard, there's probably even less point in buying you them, to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGR Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Got my sister a Cliff Richard calendar. She was fucking fizzing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Got my family f**k all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Got my sister a Cliff Richard calendar. She was fucking fizzing. My other half bought me one of those once. I think I saw the funny side of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 only got one pair of socks this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 only got one pair of socks this year I have seen you, you have two feet, this is tremendous news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 My maw got me a pair of Crocs this year. With previous years presents including the aforementioned copy of Mein Kampf and a severed Ostrich toe, I'm starting to think that I might be adopted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 I genuinely like getting socks for Xmas. They're usually decent quality and you can never have too many socks. Ties on the other hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 My maw got me a pair of Crocs this year. With previous years presents including the aforementioned copy of Mein Kampf and a severed Ostrich toe, I'm starting to think that I might be adopted. More to the point where the f**k do you get a severed ostriches toe from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Not Christmas but I once gave my Mum a nice bunch of daffodils for Mother's Day. Because she is by nature, a cynical and suspicious woman, she refused to believe I had bought them. Shocked at this smear on my character, I protested long and hard but finally gave in and admitted that yes, they may have accidentally fallen out of somebody's garden. Possibly the lack of shop-type wrapping gave me away. Or the dirt hanging off the bottom of them. Either way, she made me take them back to the neighbour and apologise. The bloke was quite sound about it, probably because he could barely contain his laughter. When you went round, did you open with "I stole some of your flowers for my mum?" My mum once said she wanted nothing, saying "don't bother getting me anything, I don't want you buying me a present." Got her nothing and she went mental. Rookie error Sister got me this for my Christmas.... I've no even got a beard. Heads Gone.ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1419516616.165396.jpgPetrol station at 11PM on Christmas Eve job imo Got my sister a Cliff Richard calendar. She was fucking fizzing. My mum was complaining about not having many cards up this year so I went and got her this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 More to the point where the f**k do you get a severed ostriches toe from? I don't know and, to be honest, I don't want to know. The thing is fucking disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 I don't know and, to be honest, I don't want to know. The thing is fucking disgusting. Was it an ashtray? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 16615_10200275846722488_1880388531_n.jpg I get the lucky rabbit foot thing(almost) perhaps this is along the same lines. TBF I would be delighted to receive an ostrich calendar and Cliff Richards toe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 25, 2014 Share Posted December 25, 2014 Secret Santa £10 budget at my work. A guy who LOVES Christmas got this utter rubbish. He was raging... In my Secret Santa, I got a golf set you can play when you're sitting on the bog, a mug with a bell for ringing attention that you want some tea AND some Marvel aftershave, moisturiser, shower gel etc. All bollocks, but at least bollocks that cost £10 (more actually, since he/she left the price tag on). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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