Mr Romanov Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Just found myself at a shop till buying 'the worlds longest bubble gum' What a load of shite, honestly. What's the worst gift you've bought for someone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 A hat with built in headphones ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JakeSAFC Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Bought someone a bag of haribos and left it in the coop bag for secret Santa... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 A few years ago I bought a packet of "joke" golf balls for a mate of mine. One would explode on impact with the club, one would fire out some streamers when hit, the other was impossible to putt. Even stuck them in Titleist box to try add to the authenticity. A lot of shite. Plus he clocked them right away that they were fake. £10 worth of shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 A single can of Holsten Pils.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Bought my ex girlfriend a reed diffuser for her birthday. I thought it was perfume when I bought it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecto Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 30 years ago, we thought it would be a great idea to buy my mum a microwave for Christmas, needless to say we were out on Boxing Day to get her another present Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 My grandad bought my brother a box of cloths last and my gran an electric sander a couple of years ago. When pressed it turned out he'd sat and watched the shopping channels one day, bought a load of shite when it went down to about £1 and then assigned his haul of junk to various members of the family as best he could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I've had kitchen roll from my Nan. Yes, kitchen roll... EDIT: Ahh, just read the title again. Scratch that. Worst present I've got would have to be Star Wars socks for someone who turned out hated Star Wars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drooper Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 30 years ago, we thought it would be a great idea to buy my mum a microwave for Christmas, needless to say we were out on Boxing Day to get her another present When I was 13, I bought my mum a can opener for Christmas - not a word of a lie. 30 years later, I still experience a strange intermingling of remorse, cringe, and amusement when I think back on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drooper Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I've had kitchen roll from my Nan. Yes, kitchen roll... EDIT: Ahh, just read the title again. Scratch that. Worst present I've got would have to be Star Wars socks for someone who turned out hated Star Wars. Were you an, er....active teenage boy? She was probably just trying to spare her curtains, to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Were you an, er....active teenage boy? She was probably just trying to spare her curtains, to be fair. This was about two years ago. She gave me the standard socks and cheap deodorant set then pulled out a 2 pack of Plenty - wasn't even wrapped. Outrageous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 At the work's Secret Santa one year, I bought a copy of Albert Camus's 'The Myth of Sisyphus' for an older lady. The central questions at the heart of the book, concerning the absurdity of life, death, and suicide, might not have been entirely appropriate. Still, Merry Christmas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Bought someone a crate of non alcoholic beer last year, didn't notice until I was wrapping it, shrugged my shoulders and kept going planning on feigning ignorance. I got given a dundee United calendar at my secret Santa. I spent that afternoon printing off pictures of Ciftci in tears at full time and Wright winding him up during the match. They have now been glued over all the players Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 My dad bizarrely bought my mum a filofax last year, some years ago he also bought her an excercise DVD titled "Fat Burner". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Bought a couple of presents for Mrs from a little shop that sells womany tat. They gave it to me in a little canvas bag with the shops's logo. I've wrapped up the free bag for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 My pal gave his brother a box of mince pies a few Christmases back. A couple of years ago my mum gave me a copy of Mein Kampf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lithgierose Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 My dad bizarrely bought my mum a filofax last year, some years ago he also bought her an excercise DVD titled "Fat Burner". you getting on ok with your new step dad ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Not really bought but, when i was like 9 i stole my mum some half used nail polish from a female friends house. Slut never even used it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 I got given a dundee United calendar at my secret Santa. I spent that afternoon printing off pictures of Ciftci in tears at full time and Wright winding him up during the match. They have now been glued over all the players Perfect material for when you get fed up of aiming for 180's tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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