DA Baracus Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Are you mentally deficient? I'm mentally tremendous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 you're a Dunfermline fan- I would have thought mentally depressed would have covered it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 you're a Dunfermline fan- I would have thought mentally depressed would have covered it.... You learn quickly to deal with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 My aunt & uncle used to buy me some horrendous shite when I was young in my teens. Few years passed and they were coming to my sister for Christmas dinner (me to), so i thought I should buy them something small for each of them. Uncle the party fun guy got a can of spray on hair, as he's a baldy. Left the house in a huff and never returned until latter in the evening to pick up his wife & he just beeped the horn when he arrived revenge is sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Remember when I was about 11 opening a pair of grey (itchy as hell) school trousers from my gran. She used to buy some hoffiric shite. 1 year I got brown corduroy trousers and another a tracksuit designed to fit a kid half my age. She really had an obsession wi Shitey clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 A vibrator that does not vib. Can still use it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Once got a lassie I was seeing a cheap as fck bottle voddie and kerd as we were doing a Tesco shopping and realised it was her birthday. Needless to say we finished soon after... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 The voice of experience ^^^Well it still goes in lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 A vibrator that does not vib. Can still use it though. Well it still goes in lol Using a mallet is a bit excessive though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keyser_soze Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Last year I bought Mrs Soze a new ironing board cover, the reflective one that does both sides at the same time Took her a fuckin year and a very expensive Pandora bracelet to get over it Some folk are never happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Last year I bought Mrs Soze a new ironing board cover, the reflective one that does both sides at the same time Took her a fuckin year and a very expensive Pandora bracelet to get over it Some folk are never happy Gimme the fucking bracelet you cocksucka muthafucka aaaaaalllallalal!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Not me but a couple of years ago a guy in my team won a bottle of Cutty Sark in a raffle at work. It sat for an age in the office in full view before he collected it. Then impressively someone else - who hates the stuff - received a bottle of Cutty Sark for their secret santa. You could even see the marks where the raffle number had been ripped off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I bought my sister a set of plain white candles this year. In fairness she specifically said not to spend more than ten quid on her, and she likes candles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 I bought my sister a set of plain white candles this year. In fairness she specifically said not to spend more than ten quid on her, and she likes candles. I think that might be what sureiknow got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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