ICTChris Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/playhouse-sends-porn-dvds-to-children-in-mix-up-1-3629577 A Capital theatre has been left red-faced after it accidentally sent out pornographic DVDs to families and children as young as ten. The Edinburgh Playhouse was forced to apologise after 100 DVDs - meant to feature recordings of the theatre’s summer schools for children - were shipped out to families across the Lothians mistakenly featuring explicit sexual content. Tremendous quote, highlighted on Twitter by several P&Bers, from an unnamed Midlothian dad We haven’t watched right through it, but it’s not just amateur porn - this is the proper thing. It’s absolutely unbelievable. Unnamed Midlothian Dad kens his porn eh. Have any P&Bers ever accidentally sent pornography to children? Have any P&Bers ever received pornography when they were meant to get something else? Have any P&Bers ever seen "proper" porn that is "absolutely unbelievable"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Dont want to sound P&B gay but would like to see the facts on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Best I can contribute is the Aberdeen 'sandwich van email' which I got at work a few years ago. Half the good stuff was omitted from the summary newspaper article sadly. http://www.scotsman.com/news/odd/x-rated-sandwich-van-workplace-emails-go-viral-1-2759287# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 When I moved into my first student flat on king st in Dundee we used to receive a few plain Brown paper packages through the post. Even though this was around 2000 the magazine's all seemed to be from the 70s -soft lighting, big Bush etc. They also focussed heavily on the back entrance of the flexible young women inside. We also received one vhs which was a compilation around 5 hours long which as a young man equates to about 600 wanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Lucky c**t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Mind i recieved a neighbours porn DVD's through the post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Mind i recieved a neighbours porn DVD's through the post Is that what you told your folks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Is that what you told your folks? I lived myself at the time, nae headphones or anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoy who invented weetabix Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Mind i recieved a neighbours porn DVD's through the post Who the f**k buys porn DVD's these days, havent they heard of the internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 A mate of mine (aye, really) lent a VHS video of a programme he had recorded to a female colleague. Pity the programme wasn't as long as the porn film it was recorded over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Used to watch some ridiculous smut on VHS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoy who invented weetabix Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Used to watch some ridiculous smut on VHS. No betamax ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Have any P&Bers ever seen "proper" porn that is "absolutely unbelievable"?Aye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 No betamax ? Even that's fancy. Whatever happened to the simple soggy, shredded porn mag hidden underneath the park trees??? "I've got a bit of boob!!! I think..." Porn mags: making jigsaws fun until the invention of wireless internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Who the f**k buys porn DVD's these days, havent they heard of the internet? https://twitter.com/itzdrk/status/483271885845975040 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Even that's fancy. Whatever happened to the simple soggy, shredded porn mag hidden underneath the park trees??? "I've got a bit of boob!!! I think..." Porn mags: making jigsaws fun until the invention of wireless internet. The workshop manager at perth college for the joiners kept one in the tool shed. Got passed around a group of 16-18 year old guys until everyone had become mesmerised by the tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 I was never one of those lucky kids with a TV in their room when I was growing up, so I was required to subtly set the VHS player to record at a set time, and make sure that the TV was left on Channel 5 to record the smutty tv programmes they used to show. I thought I was being terribly clever, until one rainy Sunday when my mum pulled out a VHS tape that claimed to show 'Fiddler on the Roof', unfortunately that was one of the 'blank' tapes I'd used for my C5 recordings and instead of her film, she was greeted with 'G-String Divas'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 No betamax ? My old man bought Betamax and BSB when they came out. Talk about backing losing teams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Most popular kid in our school was the guy who around the turn of the 80s had the first VCR I'd ever seen in a house as opposed to a school - one of the gigantic old top loader things. Anyway, turns out his old man was a bit of a reptile and went a couple of times a year to Amsterdam on "business", coming back with a suitcase full of "specialist material". It was all kept in a big cupboard under lock and key, but once he'd sussed out what it was and where the key was kept, the minute his folks were out about a dozen of us would pile in to watch early 70s Denmark's finest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 I used to live in a block of flats and the postie was a lazy c**t who would just leave all the post on the windows sill by the door. It was a mad dash on the first week of the month to get the pervy old guy on the top floors subscription to razzle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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