Boostin' Kev Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Watched some brutal stuff as a youth on VHS. Animal House (?), Loopo the German one with the dog and some midget film my mate probably still has in his collection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Does anyone remember the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where Larry and his mate had this "porn buddies" agreement that if one was indisposed the other would get rid of the other one's secret porn video collection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Never got into Curb all that much which is surprising as Seinfeld is one of my favourite programmes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Does anyone remember the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where Larry and his mate had this "porn buddies" agreement that if one was indisposed the other would get rid of the other one's secret porn video collection? I have a similar agreement with a friend to the tune of the non deceased one launching the other's laptop into a river. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 My earliest memory of anything pornographic was Eurotrash. Thought it was more funny than anything. Then obviously as soon as everyone hits secondary porn was traded via Bluetooth on phones like Pokemon cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 My mate marked one video as "Eastenders". His old man put on on for his gran because she wanted to catch up on the Sunday omnibus. Turned out the cassette was Buttslappers Vol2. The old man just pulled the Sunday paper up to cover his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoy who invented weetabix Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 My mate marked one video as "Eastenders". His old man put on on for his gran because she wanted to catch up on the Sunday omnibus. Turned out the cassette was Buttslappers Vol2. The old man just pulled the Sunday paper up to cover his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 My wee sister got one of these in the post today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 Ill pm you my address. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 It could have been me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 It could have been me. Are you 12? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraz Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/playhouse-sends-porn-dvds-to-children-in-mix-up-1-3629577 Tremendous quote, highlighted on Twitter by several P&Bers, from an unnamed Midlothian dad Unnamed Midlothian Dad kens his porn eh. Have any P&Bers ever accidentally sent pornography to children? Have any P&Bers ever received pornography when they were meant to get something else? Have any P&Bers ever seen "proper" porn that is "absolutely unbelievable"? None if that but I have accidentally found porn on the internet whilst on entirety innocent endeavours of research. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 I remember when I was around 16 being out on a Saturday night and remembering there was a Smashing Pumpkins concert on MTV I wanted taping. Called my mum up with instructions to video it and when she asked what video to use I just told her to use whatever one was in. It was only when I got home the next day I realised that she must've checked the video first and realised that perhaps I didn't want my copy of back door babes taped over so she left it sitting on my bed. Awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 If anyone is familiar with the older buildings of Glasgow Uni they will know there are these old Victorian toilet cubicles that only have one toilet in them with a door and a sort of little waiting area outside. Nice tiled floors, quite roomy, frosted glass, not like the coffins that pass for toilet cubicles these days. Anyway, I went to use one of these toilets, locked the door behind me and took my ease. Then I noticed there was a porn mag in the loo brush holder. Being a curious person I pick it up and a wee flick through it. Kirsty was very nice. Anyway while I was there someone else came in and was waiting to use the toilet so when I went to flush and leave I thought "wait a minute, I can't put this back because the person coming in might think it was mine and I'd come in here to get the old cock out". So I put the porn mag in my bag and went on my way. For about the next 3 hours I was trying to get rid of this thing. Literally every time I approached a bin and took it out my bag, someone came along, or walked past. I'm sure various people saw me with porn mag in hand, hanging about bins and then hurriedly putting it in my bag and trying, badly, to make out like I was just passing. Lesson learned - it's a lot easier to pick up porn than it is to dispose of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
th1stleandr0se Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 None if that but I have accidentally found porn on the internet whilst on entirety innocent endeavours of research. It is possible to accidentally find porn on the Internet. My daughters were telling me that there was a Barbie site where you could change her clothes just like the dolls but they couldn't find it. Could I help? I duly found a site where someone called Barbie was, erm, changing her clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Any update on what DVDs the Playhouse were sending out that they thought would be child friendly? 69 Zoo Lane? Sabrina the Teenage (18+) Bitch? Tart Attack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Any update on what DVDs the Playhouse were sending out that they thought would be child friendly? 69 Zoo Lane? Sabrina the Teenage (18+) Bitch? Tart Attack? In The Shite Garden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 When I was studying, I unearthed a box of porn slides in a lab. Tremendous stuff from the 70s, big hairy bushes galore. I even managed to get hold of a slide projector and screen and held an evening showing. FFS Mozza', what were you meant to be studying..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest_Fifer Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 Any update on what DVDs the Playhouse were sending out that they thought would be child friendly? 69 Zoo Lane? Sabrina the Teenage (18+) Bitch? Tart Attack? Mary Mungo and min.ge (you have to have grown up in the 70's to get that one, sorry) Bananas out of Pyjamas Blue Peter (Obviously) The Clungers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted December 10, 2014 Share Posted December 10, 2014 When I was studying, I unearthed a box of porn slides in a lab. Tremendous stuff from the 70s, big hairy bushes galore. I even managed to get hold of a slide projector and screen and held an evening showing. Did you have a flat on king st? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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