Blootoon87 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Jam the microwave door open and put all your cutlery in it. Stick it on full power for ten minutes, should be nice and toasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Taping cling film to the windows helps. Unless you ever want to look out your window without it looking like the world outside is melting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Get an oil heater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1885 Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Definitely but I certainly wouldn't be taking her down the local for a Pernod after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 I put the heating on once. 23rd of January 2008. Wasn't worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 It's all about the socks. Proper pair of wooly hiker efforts x7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 I put the heating on once. 23rd of January 2008. Wasn't worth it. You should have switched it off again once things warmed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 What sort of flat doesn't have a radiator? I'm going to assume you're living in a shed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 What sort of flat doesn't have a radiator? I'm going to assume you're living in a shed I think DA Baracus might be Madeleine McCann. Or, based on his thread about shagging babies in the NSFW forum, her kidnapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Get one of the walloper above's stupid bobble hats to keep your head warm. Grow a beard to keep your face warm. Getting a job as a lorry driver will surely follow, as will murdering prostitutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Head, hands and feet are the three main areas where heat dissipates from your body. Take care of those and you should be fine. Having seen you on the get fit, stay fit thread DAFC, sleeping in a colder room will help you burn more calories anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Get one of the walloper above's stupid bobble hats to keep your head warm. Grow a beard to keep your face warm. Getting a job as a lorry driver will surely follow, as will murdering prostitutes. Good job I shaved off my beard then, eh? Cops'll never recognise me now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Good job I shaved off my beard then, eh? Cops'll never recognise me now. Gillette will see a massive rise in profits as all hipsters will surely follow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 I have no radiators in my flat and only have an electric heater which guzzles the credit from the meter. With it getting colder, I'm looking to take steps to make the place more 'cold proof'. I've already duct taped over the seals in the windows in the living room (a ludicrous set of 4, one of which is a ridiculous window) and it's already made a bit of difference. These windows are where most of the heat is escaping. The curtains are set back from it, not helping matters. I plan to get some blankets and pin then over the windows. I also made a draught excluder using old football socks and magazines and use it at the front door. This seems to be making a bit of a difference too. Any other tips amidst the accusations of Dundee tinkery and general scaffiness? To compound matters, when I was seperating rubbish in to two bags (it was too big for one bag) I found a bag of crisps (open) that I put in there on Sunday and have just eaten a few. You don't help yourself, do you? Why the f**k did you rent this slum dwelling? What floor are you on? If it's top floor, then get that free loft insulation installed. Failing that, buy a better electric heater. Possibly a radiant panel type that heats you rather than the space. If you have tiled floors, stick a rug down. Cling film or clear tarpaulin over the single glazed windows to give you cheap secondary glazing. Buy several cheap wooly jumpers at charity shops and try and live in one room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 I'll come round and set fire to your sofa. This would also work as a quick fix. Best take the batteries out the smoke detector first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Masturbate furiously.. Poor advice. You can only keep this up for so long, then you'll be a cold, sweaty mess. Pneumonia will set in and you'll die alone in your hovel of a flat. Your poor mother will have to identify your withered body, with your hand frozen round your cock. What a grotesque site for the poor woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 If you are renting an accommodation can you not kick up fuss if you are living in such cold conditions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zidane's child Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Loads of candles?? Burds coming over may also like this and it means you can share someone else's body heat. Win Win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpudNuts Posted November 26, 2014 Share Posted November 26, 2014 Halogen heaters, instant heat and uses the equivalent of a couple of lights worth of electricity. Unless you have it on max power mode then it needs a nuclear reactor to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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