Guest honestrae95 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Right, I'm going to a casino on Saturday and will be looking to take a few million off them. Advice please. In all seriousness, I've never been to a casino before, so does anyone have any advice for a novice? Thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 yep, dont go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Wear shoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 You're best just going for the drink and not playing really. If you do want to play sit yourself down at a roulette machine and go for red/black, odd/even, high/low. The odds are slightly less than even and it pays even money. They're also linked to a live table in a casino. The best odds are on the blackjack table, but only if you know how to play. If you have an addictive personality I'd suggest taking cash and leaving your bank card with a trusted friend or at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest honestrae95 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 I can play blackjack and poker. Bit apprehensive of sitting down at a poker table mind you. Might just stick with the blackjack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest honestrae95 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Go with a set amount, but remember to take your bank card incase you run out. If you are well down, keep playing, you will win it back. Make sure and drink lots, it makes it more fun and takes your inhibitions away which will lead to you chasing your money more effectively. Sounds like a plan m8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 If you do want to play sit yourself down at a roulette machine and go for red/black, odd/even, high/low. The odds are slightly less than even and it pays even money. They're also linked to a live table in a casino. The odds are Evens. The probability is less than half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 also on roulette, stick on either 14,20 or 26. you'll win thousands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Yeah, go to a casino to pay over inflated prices on drink Depending on what casino you go to, I'd say the prices are no more expensive than most city pubs and cheaper than most clubs. They're a good solid drinking alternative to a club when the pubs shut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 also on roulette, stick on either 14,20 or 26. you'll win thousands f**k off. Everyone knows its 0,7,8 and 14. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 If you know how to play, then play blackjack for a fiver a hand. Don't sit in the last box though (i.e. the last place to play before the dealer), unless you want some grizzled veteran to question every call and blame you every time he loses a hand. I know someone else suggested it, but personally I wouldn't play roulette for reds / blacks odds / evens, you can still chase on that, and to be honest that can be a bit boring after a while and lead you to betting on streets, numbers, and so on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 If it's Dundee casino, they cash giros and child benefit books. They also take milk tokens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 For some reason, swearing is frowned upon by the dealers. They will happily take hundreds of pounds off you but don't dare mutter 'for f**k sake' under your breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Fyvie Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Play poker if you know how to play, probably gives you the best odds of winning, standard ABC strategy will usually be enough to beat most casino players. Get a good buzz sitting down for the first time too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeldySmith Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Anyway. This is my first post. My advice don't try to beat the dealer. Just hope for the deviation and stop when you win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mid-table Posted November 15, 2014 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Good timing for this thread, I tried to get into a casino last night, but am still banned because I shagged a croupier 15 years ago. Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Good timing for this thread, I tried to get into a casino last night, but am still banned because I shagged a croupier 15 years ago. Weird. He must of thought you were a shite ride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Just keep doubling up on red or black. You're bound to win eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 Always bet on black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 If you do want to play sit yourself down at a roulette machine and go for red/black, odd/even, high/low. The odds are slightly less than even and it pays even money. They're also linked to a live table in a casino. f**k machines man, you can play roulette machines from your desktop at home. If you're going to the casino, get yourself on a table - the real deal. I don't like casinos after I once nearly lost 80 quid. Kept doubling my bet on roulette to win my money back and kept losing. It would have got to the point where I wouldn't have enough funds to carry on and be at a highly unsustainable loss. Was proper shiteing it but managed to get it back. Let out a cheer of relief when I did and went straight home to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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