How would you die

[Dee Man]

I'd like to be RKO'd to death by Jim McAlister.

[throbber]

There would be something pretty enthralling about jumping from an outrageous height to your death

[Rod]

My heart would stop.

[Honest_Man#1]

Drowning is apparently quite euphoric

This can't be the case or you'd have half of Dundee waterborading each other on a Saturday night.

[throbber]

I have held my breath underwater for quite a long time and i can't say its ever appealed to me to die that way

[forever_blue]

There would be something pretty enthralling about jumping from an outrageous height to your death

if you jumped out of a plane 99percent of the journey would probably be the biggest buzz you will ever experience, just the final 1percent is a bit of a c**t

[cracowjambo]

if you jumped out of a plane 99percent of the journey would probably be the biggest buzz you will ever experience, just the final 1percent is a bit of a c**t

I imagine falling 10,000ft knowing your gonna go splat might take the buzz off a little.

[cracowjambo]

I have held my breath underwater for quite a long time and i can't say its ever appealed to me to die that way

You need to have a safe word if your going to do stuff like that.

[Tom McB]

http://poetry-fromthehart.blogspot.co.uk/2014/06/let-me-die-youngmans-death-roger-mcgough.html

[Alert Mongoose]

Not sure about the best but the worst last few seconds must be experienced by farmers who fall into those grain silos. f**k that.

[throbber]

lunatic.

Sometimes when I'm in the bath i opt for a bit of danger

[throbber]

Not sure about the best but the worst last few seconds must be experienced by farmers who fall into those grain silos. f**k that.

That happened to an Irish backpacker not far away from me when i was in outback Queensland. Can think of better ways to go! I would say the worst way to go would be to be buried in a coffin but have enough of an air supply so you starve to death. Either that or being trapped in an underground cave while it slowly fills up with water.

[forever_blue]

That happened to an Irish backpacker not far away from me when i was in outback Queensland. Can think of better ways to go! I would say the worst way to go would be to be buried in a coffin but have enough of an air supply so you starve to death. Either that or being trapped in an underground cave while it slowly fills up with water.

if i get buried , I want a phone there just incase, knowing my luck I will have nae fucking signal

[killiepiemuncher]

A nice humanitarian road trip to Syria helping the poor souls out there.

[Dave1875]

if i get buried , I want a phone there just incase, knowing my luck I will have nae fucking signal

Or it'll run out of battery just as you're making a call to get you out. Just hope it doesn't end up like buried and they end up exhuming the wrong grave

[Romeo]

I'd probably go for a quite drink in Ashton Lane with the wife following a Dundee United players day out to Glasgow.

[Hedgecutter]

I like the way the US Occupation Health folk even have a proper illustration for it:

I have held my breath underwater for quite a long time and i can't say its ever appealed to me to die that way

I can only imagine that it would be worse unless you're actually letting your lungs fill up with water before coughing it up back into the pool once you surface.

[Wildrover]

I would like to be killed by the Scottish Cup being dropped on my head when Jason Thompson holds it aloft

[expatowner]

I’d like to be handcuffed and shackled and dragged along the road by a truck.

[Arch Stanton]

Not sure about the best but the worst last few seconds must be experienced by farmers who fall into those grain silos. f**k that.

The manure silos are worse.