SlipperyP Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 OK bairn, elephants don't wander the streets of Falkirk unless your wife is walking about. Sorry, don't let the wife Oot. She keeps going over the bridge.They love a heffer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: In quite a gloomy spot so they're a bit behind. Mixed with some raspberries or brambles the missus and daughter make a mean crumble for Sunday lunch. Last year I took our to a place that makes cider and wines and got a couple of bottles of wine in return. This year couldn't be arsed so took them along to the horse riding school; they were well received. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Oh, la di da! "What shall we do with the fallen apples this year Daddy?" "This year, children, we will be throwing them at poor people, on buses." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 22 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Oh, la di da! "What shall we do with the fallen apples this year Daddy?" "This year, children, we will be throwing them at poor people, on buses." They weren't the fallen apples, they got binned. Never thought about the bus thing though; mind you there's always next year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 They weren't the fallen apples, they got binned. Never thought about the bus thing though; mind you there's always next year. Not for you, old doss c**t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 26 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Not for you, old doss c**t. Only the good die young. I've got years left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 36th day in a row of above average temperatures here! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 18 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Only the good die young. I've got years left. Too late for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 fallen apples GBNF! 1 share = 1 respect. Give soldiers apples x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 3 hours ago, Granny Danger said: They weren't the fallen apples, they got binned. Never thought about the bus thing though; mind you there's always next year. Isn't it rich? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Storm Caroline due on Thursday, then Arctic weather on Friday. https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/public/weather/warnings#?date=2017-12-07 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 2 hours ago, FlyerTon said: Storm Caroline due on Thursday, then Arctic weather on Friday. https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/public/weather/warnings#?date=2017-12-07 "Storm Caroline is expected to bring a spell of very windy weather to northern Scotland" is as far as I got. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted December 6, 2017 Share Posted December 6, 2017 (edited) Storm Caroline on Thursday has just been upgraded to an amber warning for north / north east Scotland. Could be gusts up to 90mph. Edit to add: 6th anniversary of Hurricane Bawbag. https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/public/weather/warnings#?date=2017-12-07. Snow now due later on Thursday as well as Friday. Edited December 6, 2017 by FlyerTon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Dashcam footage of the California wildfire. Looks like the Apolcalypse: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 On 18/10/2017 at 18:12, Granny Danger said: Last year I took our to a place that makes cider and wines and got a couple of bottles of wine in return. This year couldn't be arsed so took them along to the horse riding school; they were well received. On 18/10/2017 at 19:35, Granny Danger said: They weren't the fallen apples, they got binned. Never thought about the bus thing though; mind you there's always next year. Eh whit? You actively picked apple to feed spoilt, rich wean's pets? Yet you couldn't possibly let such a pampered ponies eat apples that had been besmirched by touching the ground. It's you that should be heading for the glue factory. That's fucking mental 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 24 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: Eh whit? You actively picked apple to feed spoilt, rich wean's pets? Yet you couldn't possibly let such a pampered ponies eat apples that had been besmirched by touching the ground. It's you that should be heading for the glue factory. That's fucking mental Don't get over excited, it's not good for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Seems we had some spider lightning in Adelaide the other night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Seems we had some spider lightning in Adelaide the other night. @KnightswoodBear 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Amber warning out for Storm Dylan on Sunday: https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/public/weather/warnings#?date=2017-12-31 SW Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 31 minutes ago, FlyerTon said: Amber warning out for Storm Dylan on Sunday: https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/public/weather/warnings#?date=2017-12-31 SW Scotland. A hard rain's gonna fall. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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