Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Give her a few years and she'll just melt into her couch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Harsh, the Article says she's 29? Plainly had a hard paper round. In dog years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 She's older than 4 tbh. In which case, I'm not interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 She may live in Blackburn now, but it's pretty obvious her original home town was Isengard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted October 19, 2014 Author Share Posted October 19, 2014 In dog years. Did you just call her a bitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted October 19, 2014 Author Share Posted October 19, 2014 27 posts and not a single wid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 IF she was born on 29th February, she is certainly a GGGGILF... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 27 posts and not a single wid? OK, she looks like mahogany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al666 Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted October 19, 2014 Author Share Posted October 19, 2014 IF she was born on 29th February, she is certainly a GGGGILF... Sharp sir, very sharp. A fellow G&S fan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Sharp sir, very sharp. A fellow G&S fan? If G&S means Gilbert & Sullivan, the answer is no. If G&S means something else, I don't know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted October 19, 2014 Author Share Posted October 19, 2014 If G&S means Gilbert & Sullivan, the answer is no. If G&S means something else, I don't know! Then you have, inadvertantly, made a fine pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 19, 2014 Share Posted October 19, 2014 Then you have, inadvertantly, made a fine pun. Those are the best kind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 A mate of mine used to be a postman. On his first day he walked into a garden to see someone's dog murdering a neighbour's ferret. He was then asked to deliver the dead ferret to the neighbour's house. Surprisingly he continued working as a postman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 A mate of mine used to be a postman. On his first day he walked into a garden to see someone's dog murdering a neighbour's ferret. He was then asked to deliver the dead ferret to the neighbour's house. Surprisingly he continued working as a postman. Presumably he told them to put it in a jiffy bag and stamp it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted October 20, 2014 Author Share Posted October 20, 2014 Those are the best kind... Always! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 . Surprisingly he continued working as a postman. He certainly seemed up ferret..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 A mate of mine used to be a postman. On his first day he walked into a garden to see someone's dog murdering a neighbour's ferret. He was then asked to deliver the dead ferret to the neighbour's house. Surprisingly he continued working as a postman. Well.....it kept him off the streets I suppose.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Presumably he told them to put it in a jiffy bag and stamp it. I think they gave him a shovel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Well.....it kept him off the streets I suppose.... Better than the sack, I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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