Jacksgranda Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-29327881 Scroll down to paragraph 6. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 At least now even the trainspotters and stamp collectors have got a section of society to point and laugh at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 26, 2014 Author Share Posted September 26, 2014 I'll bet he has them in howls of laughter with his "tits are always after the cream" jokes. Anyway, that magazine has reminded me of a frequent read at work. Are you in the building trade - sorry, construction sector? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ya Bezzer! Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I can't even imagine a childhood without throwing stolen milk bottles into the air and watching them smash on the pavement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I'll bet he has them in howls of laughter with his "tits are always after the cream" jokes. Anyway, that magazine has reminded me of a frequent read at work. I know someone who has a concrete business. Interesting fact of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Readymix or precast? eh..? I just assumed it was all concrete mate, we don't chat about it in the pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I've sent a text, am waiting for a reply. eta.. Someone said to him about ordering a ton of concrete, to which he replied, with an entirely straight face, "we don't sell concrete by the ton" The guy is a bundle of laughs. eta 2 Is a cubic foot or metre or somthing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Cubic metre. Must be ready mix. Is that better than readymix? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Cubic metre. Must be ready mix. Is that better than readymix? Aggregate the two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Par for the coarse from you. Gravelling b*****d. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I remember seeing a bottle of sterilised milk for the first time and thinking, "fucking hell, how hard are the blue tits round here?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Imagine owning 12000 empty glass bottles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Imagine owning 12000 empty glass bottles. If they were green, that would be the worst fucking bus trip in history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 If they were green, that would be the worst fucking bus trip in history. Or the longest, at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Imagine owning 12000 empty glass bottles. There's no point dreaming about the likes of that lad. Owning 12000 empty glass bottles isn't for the likes of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 There's no point dreaming about the likes of that lad. Owning 12000 empty glass bottles isn't for the likes of us. Was it not Pozbaird who was nominated to (unwillingly) host some kind of BRALT-themed party? That lad's record would have been destroyed! Before closing time, at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Few dirty looks when reading this in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 27, 2014 Author Share Posted September 27, 2014 I know someone who has a concrete business. Interesting fact of the day. Readymix or precast? eh..? I just assumed it was all concrete mate, we don't chat about it in the pub. Pfffft. Civilians, eh? Probably the sort of people who talk about "cement" paths! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 What about cement paths? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 27, 2014 Author Share Posted September 27, 2014 Ask your mate to supply you with a cement path. That'll definitely come by the ton(ne)! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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