Mark Connolly Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 A flock of ducks were flying back to their summer breeding grounds after a winter spent in the gerrymandered failed statelet. The duck at the back of the v-formation went quack and the one at the front replied, "I'm going as fast as I can!". I am well aware that this is close to being the worst joke of all time. I laughed at this a lot more than it deserved. ETA: No places in either Scotland nor Wales feature in the top or bottom five. Better Together, my a*se. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Who are these people? P&B demands names..... You only need to trawl through any of the previous threads about the failed, gerrymandered, sectarian statelet to come up with a few likely candidates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 You only need to trawl through any of the previous threads about the failed, gerrymandered, sectarian statelet to come up with a few likely candidates. I doubt it really matters anyway.....Bobby Sands was more of a egg fu yung man than a chicken curry man apparently..... >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 I doubt it really matters anyway.....Bobby Sands was more of a egg fu yung man than a chicken curry man apparently..... >_> One thing about Bobby Sands, he didn't claim many expenses when he was an MP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Supper. I believe the word is supper. Apologies....he was just such a fussy eater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 One thing about Bobby Sands, he didn't claim many expenses when he was an MP. I'm not so sure about that.....the state he left his subsidised accomodation in wouldn't have been cheap to clean up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted September 27, 2014 Author Share Posted September 27, 2014 Is it true Northern Ireland gets the most UK taxpayers cash in comparison to the rest of the UK? Government spend per head under the Barnett Formula, Norn' Iron £9,385 Scotland £8,623 Wales £8,139 England £7,121 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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