sjc Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 A mate of mine from back in the day in Perth resigned from his Electrician apprenticeship by "introducing his Journeyman's teeth to a length of conduit". I believe he also muttered the phrase: "shove yer job up yer arse" too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 One of the worst. http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/160588-you-can-stick-this-forum/ If only he still posted under a different guise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Can people post up links to some of these? Even the idea of someone "resigning" from a message board genuinely makes me laugh. Be prepared to cringe like you've never cringed before: http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/122209-hibeejibee-retires-from-p-b/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Be prepared to cringe like you've never cringed before: http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/122209-hibeejibee-retires-from-p-b/ averages 5k posts a year after resigning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Be prepared to cringe like you've never cringed before: http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/122209-hibeejibee-retires-from-p-b/ Ooft, almost chewed my first off reading that. Speaking of resignations and cringing, yours was pretty bad as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Some people take this place waaaay to seriously! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Some people take this place waaaay to seriously! ^^^ drafting resignation thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 ^^^ drafting resignation thread. : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracowjambo Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 A mate of mine from back in the day in Perth resigned from his Electrician apprenticeship by "introducing his Journeyman's teeth to a length of conduit". I believe he also muttered the phrase: "shove yer job up yer arse" too! He would hardly say see you Monday boss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Not a resignation, but G-Man getting into such a state that he started handing out invites to his wedding to prove he actually had an other half was pretty great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Ooft, almost chewed my first off reading that. Speaking of resignations and cringing, yours was pretty bad as well. I was hoping my fellow Dees would join me in a mass exodus to boycott the St Johnstone v Dundee thread. You probably noticed that it never worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 He would hardly say see you Monday boss Apparently he knocked most of his Journeyman's teeth out! He was always highly strung this guy though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Not a resignation, but G-Man getting into such a state that he started handing out invites to his wedding to prove he actually had an other half was pretty great. I don't know why but this had me proper loling Link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 The Grass Is Greener, on 23 Sept 2014 - 21:19, said: I don't know why but this had me proper loling Link? Wish I could find it, but it was a few year back now. Keithgy was involved I think, he might know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I'm resigning. From my current job, handing my notice on Friday. Don't get your hopes up, cuntos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Wish I could find it, but it was a few year back now. Keithgy was involved I think, he might know. It sounds hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I'm resigning. From my current job, handing my notice on Friday. Don't get your hopes up, cuntos. What time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I'm resigning. From my current job, handing my notice on Friday. Don't get your hopes up, cuntos. Probably for the best...I heard your coat was on a shooglie nail anyway mate..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I'm resigning. From my current job, handing my notice on Friday. Don't get your hopes up, cuntos. Are you going to work for lastminute.com? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Who was it on here that spent a morning euthanising cows with a sledgehammer? Handily enough, the "worst jobs" thread has been bumped Worst job - worked in a slaughterhouse in Guildford when I was a teenager. I was given a sledgehammer and told to crack the cow's skulls with it. When I asked about bolt guns they laughed and said they didn't have anything so modern. All morning I killed cows. If you didn't swing the sledgehammer hard enough, the cow went fuckin' nuts and tried to break the crush. Hit the thing too hard and the sledgehammer smashed the skull and you got covered in brains. By lunchtime I was knackered, but when I got to the canteen everybody stood up and applauded. Turned out they were having a laugh with the new guy and I could have been using a bolt gun. I walked out and never went back. Didn't even ask for wages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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