Sergeant Wilson Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 The blokes that turn upto these things are just opportunist shaggers... You say that as if it was a bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Yes unfortunately She's got a wee effigy of her own dome round her neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 She's wired to the moon these days, but lest we forget: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 If the stout chap that she mentions (at the cinema) plays his cards right he could be in there. Three or four months of a diet and exercise might be enough tip the balance in his favour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Gail and Patrick Harvie are the sole members of my baldy wid list. And Ross Kemp. Don't forget Ross Kemp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 I once passed her at the top of Waverley Steps..... .... I find out she's a sex addict 6 years too late. Bugger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 It's a no from me. Wouldn't mind a burger though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 That tattoo will be at the back of her knees by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Jesus, Gail Porter is 43 years old? Where has the time gone? The thing about the fat bloke with the popcorn is pretty hilarious; surely the interviewer stitched her up there. Seems like she considers fat blokes on a par with donkeys and dugs as potential dates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 That tattoo will be at the back of her knees by now. That'll be why she shits out of her shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 What was actually famous for in the first place? I honestly can't remember what she did, apart from having a lovely body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 http://www.saa-recovery.org.uk/meetings/number/49.html Get yourselves booked up lads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 http://www.saa-recovery.org.uk/meetings/number/49.html Get yourselves booked up lads :lol: Brilliant. If a few P&B lads went undercover at this, it would end the internet for me. Like some kind of diabolical subcrawl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 :lol: Brilliant. If a few P&B lads went undercover at this, it would end the internet for me. Like some kind of diabolical subcrawl. If you met Gail sodje would you make wear glasses and pretend to be Patrick Harvey ? Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 She was my yoga instructor, so I knew she was limber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiltrum Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Aye it's definitely a club worth joining for the casual sex. Like the Masons in that respect. They only like Goats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 It's amazing the difference a bit of hair makes. It makes the current trend for landing strips all the more confusing. Wid. Aye a bit of hair, some eyeliner and not having gone through a divorce, and being a single mum for 15 years, going nuts with stress. Wid 2: The wid strikes back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 If PnB chips in for the fat suit and the bus, I'll go to Gail Porter's next sex addiction meeting and sit next to her eating popcorn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 If PnB chips in for the fat suit and the bus, I'll go to Gail Porter's next sex addiction meeting and sit next to her eating popcorn. Fat suit! What would Bob De Niro do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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