FlyerTon Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Get well soon Greg: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/golf/29196593 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 What a fucking dreadful thread. Links should be used to justify the content of the original post not be the actual content itself, and your Topic Title needs a bit of work. Poor Greg BTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 What a fucking dreadful thread. Links should be used to justify the content of the original post not be the actual content itself, and your Topic Title needs a bit of work. Poor Greg BTW. That's quite a rant - who shat in your porridge this morning? And that's a horrendous thing to happen. Always been a huge fan of Greg Norman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 First report I heard said he'd lost his hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 First report I heard said he'd lost his hand. Did a little birdie tell you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 guess he made the cut then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 He's feeling a bit under par Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 I fucking despise puns. I'd quite happily drive every single person who makes them into a field, wedge a pipe up their arse and then use them to club the next one to death. Repeating this process until everyones gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 I fucking despise puns. I'd quite happily drive every single person who makes them into a field, wedge a pipe up their arse and then use them to club the next one to death. Repeating this process until everyones gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 I fucking despise puns. You just had to chip in.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Looks like his handicap will be changing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 The Great White Shark in a chainsaw accident you say ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 i guess his family will all pitch in and help him now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 I fucking despise puns. I'd quite happily drive every single person who makes them into a field, wedge a pipe up their arse and then use them to club the next one to death. Repeating this process until everyones gone Aye, they are like an albatross around our necks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Fucking amateur. I once watched an Open play off between Tom Watson and Australian Jack Newton at Carnousie 1975. Jack Newton there's a man that knew how to lose a limb, none of your namby pamby nearly losing it. No. Fucking right off. See you in the next life losing it. Greg Norman. Good golfer. Shite limb loser. On 24 July 1983, during the height of his professional career, Newton had a near-fatal accident when he walked into the spinning propeller of a Cessna aeroplane he was about to board at Sydney Airport; he was about to return to Newcastle having flown to Sydney that morning to see an AFL game between the Sydney Swans and Melbourne Football Club. He lost his right arm and eye and sustained severe abdominal injuries. A severe rainstorm was in progress at the time, and in addition, safety aspects near the plane were deficient.[3][4] Immediately after the accident doctors gave Newton a 50-50 chance of surviving. He spent several days in a coma and eight weeks in intensive care.[5] After a prolonged rehabilitation from his injuries, Newton returned to public life as a television and radio golf commentator, newspaper reporter, golf course designer, public speaker and Chairman of the Jack Newton Junior Golf Foundation. He taught himself to play golf one-handed, swinging the club with his left hand in a right-handed stance. He typically scores in the mid-80s.[4] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookies Love Me Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 I fucking despise puns. I'd quite happily drive every single person who makes them into a field, wedge a pipe up their arse and then use them to club the next one to death. Repeating this process until everyones gone ^ lives in a bunker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE KING Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Might cure his draw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Swing and a miss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 First report I heard said he'd lost his hand. That will mean he has two hooks to worry about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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