Dundee-FC92 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Well, i must say, it is with pleasure that i see Hibernian return to the fixture list. Don't get me wrong - just another set of wanks in a league littered with them. Not the good wanks either. But, at least you can appreciate they give something back to the Scottish game. A high percentage of Jakeball fans yet still one hundred times better than those Highland fucks from Inverness - stick to the shot put and Highland games you fucking backwards b*****ds. Yet there lies the issue. Upon scrolling down my phone and seeing the fixture list my early morning optimism took a turn for the worse. Ross County followed by Hamilton Academical. A quick thud to the skull to check this wasn't a nightmare led me to remember that these two useless, irrelevant, tiny little meaningless fucks still hover around premiership territory. It is for that reason these two teams will be given the Non Deluded relegation curse. I've correctly predicted the last 5 seasons relegations within Dundee's division (bar United which was given after month two of the season). The likes of the St Mirren and the Cowdenbeath, Dabs and the Inverness will be joined with these two shitebag teams. I for one can't wait. Thank you. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee-FC92 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said: I don't have a Facebook profile, I just typed his name in and they both came up! Don't lie Ludo. It's OK to creep on facebook. Edited June 23, 2017 by Dundee-FC92 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 10 minutes ago, Dundee-FC92 said: Well, i must say, it is with pleasure that i see Hibernian return to the fixture list. Don't get me wrong - just another set of wanks in a league littered with them. Not the good wanks either. But, at least you can appreciate they give something back to the Scottish game. A high percentage of Jakeball fans yet still one hundred times better than those Highland fucks from Inverness - stick to the shot put and Highland games you fucking backwards b*****ds. Yet there lies the issue. Upon scrolling down my phone and seeing the fixture list my early morning optimism took a turn for the worse. Ross County followed by Hamilton Academical. A quick thud to the skull to check this wasn't a nightmare led me to remember that these two useless, irrelevant, tiny little meaningless fucks still hover around premiership territory. It is for that reason these two teams will be given the Non Deluded relegation curse. I've correctly predicted the last 5 seasons relegations within Dundee's division (bar United which was given after month two of the season). The likes of the St Mirren and the Cowdenbeath, Dabs and the Inverness will be joined with these two shitebag teams. I for one can't wait. Thank you. In an ideal world you would rid the diddy shite with no support out the league, Accies, County, you could also probably add the Saintees into the mix, then proper teams could replace them, i.e Falkirk, Dunfermline. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamDFC Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 (edited) Okay, if no-one else will say it, I will. Marcus Haber wears gloves. For that reason, I'd happily let him go if McCann had someone even slightly better than him, provided this hypothetical replacement wasn't also a serial glove-wearer. The second we allow behaviour like that, you're opening the door for all sorts IMO. What next; will Kevin Holt turn up for games wearing flashing boots? Maybe Paul McGowan should come covered head to toe in neon paint, a floral wreath around his neck and several glow-sticks ready for the Post-Match Perty at Deja Vu? He's a bad fucking influence. Thank you. Edited June 23, 2017 by LiamDFC 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee-FC92 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 51 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: In an ideal world you would rid the diddy shite with no support out the league, Accies, County, you could also probably add the Saintees into the mix, then proper teams could replace them, i.e Falkirk, Dunfermline. Thank you Biggie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 3 hours ago, Louis Litt said: I was driving past and saw B3R84 T0V on a white Mercedes??? Weird Impossible 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 9 minutes ago, LiamDFC said: Okay, if no-one else will say it, I will. Marcus Haber wears gloves. For that reason, I'd happily let him go if McCann had someone even slightly better than him, provided this hypothetical replacement wasn't also a serial glove-wearer. The second we allow behaviour like that, you're opening the door for all sorts IMO. What next; will Kevin Holt turn up for games wearing flashing boots? Maybe Paul McGowan should come covered head to toe in neon paint, a floral wreath around his neck and several glow-sticks ready for the Post-Match Perty at Deja Vu? He's a bad fucking influence. Thank you. I see where you are coming from Liam. If he must wear them he should only be allowed to wear one. His choice which hand and he should also learn to moonwalk for his goal celebrations. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Malcolm Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: In an ideal world you would rid the diddy shite with no support out the league, Accies, County, you could also probably add the Saintees into the mix, then proper teams could replace them, i.e Falkirk, Dunfermline. Wow, sounds awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harry94 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Canada were in international action last week so I imagine they've told Haber to take a wee bit longer to come back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Well, i must say, it is with pleasure that i see Hibernian return to the fixture list. Don't get me wrong - just another set of wanks in a league littered with them. Not the good wanks either. But, at least you can appreciate they give something back to the Scottish game. A high percentage of Jakeball fans yet still one hundred times better than those Highland fucks from Inverness - stick to the shot put and Highland games you fucking backwards b*****ds. Yet there lies the issue. Upon scrolling down my phone and seeing the fixture list my early morning optimism took a turn for the worse. Ross County followed by Hamilton Academical. A quick thud to the skull to check this wasn't a nightmare led me to remember that these two useless, irrelevant, tiny little meaningless fucks still hover around premiership territory. It is for that reason these two teams will be given the Non Deluded relegation curse. I've correctly predicted the last 5 seasons relegations within Dundee's division (bar United which was given after month two of the season). The likes of the St Mirren and the Cowdenbeath, Dabs and the Inverness will be joined with these two shitebag teams. I for one can't wait. Thank you. NDD fishing.[emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 38 minutes ago, LiamDFC said: Okay, if no-one else will say it, I will. Marcus Haber wears gloves. For that reason, I'd happily let him go if McCann had someone even slightly better than him, provided this hypothetical replacement wasn't also a serial glove-wearer. The second we allow behaviour like that, you're opening the door for all sorts IMO. What next; will Kevin Holt turn up for games wearing flashing boots? Maybe Paul McGowan should come covered head to toe in neon paint, a floral wreath around his neck and several glow-sticks ready for the Post-Match Perty at Deja Vu? He's a bad fucking influence. Thank you. I don't like the glove wearing either. Clough certainly wouldn't have allowed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreddieDaquin. Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Okay, if no-one else will say it, I will. Marcus Haber wears gloves. For that reason, I'd happily let him go if McCann had someone even slightly better than him, provided this hypothetical replacement wasn't also a serial glove-wearer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 In an ideal world you would rid the diddy shite with no support out the league, Accies, County, you could also probably add the Saintees into the mix, then proper teams could replace them, i.e Falkirk, Dunfermline. Lend us Fez and well be back in a jiffy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifespud Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 There's always an exception. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikethedee Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Last 5 games before the split - Celtic, St Johnstone, Aberdeen, Hearts, Rangers. (only inbred farming mutants and jambos at home). Will need to be well clear by 24th February with that little lot coming up... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossDee01 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 Last 5 games before the split - Celtic, St Johnstone, Aberdeen, Hearts, Rangers. (only inbred farming mutants and jambos at home).Will need to be well clear by 24th February with that little lot coming up... There's 9 points in there 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Play Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 2 hours ago, LiamDFC said: Okay, if no-one else will say it, I will. Marcus Haber wears gloves. For that reason, I'd happily let him go if McCann had someone even slightly better than him, provided this hypothetical replacement wasn't also a serial glove-wearer. The second we allow behaviour like that, you're opening the door for all sorts IMO. What next; will Kevin Holt turn up for games wearing flashing boots? Maybe Paul McGowan should come covered head to toe in neon paint, a floral wreath around his neck and several glow-sticks ready for the Post-Match Perty at Deja Vu? He's a bad fucking influence. Thank you. ....and he wears a Casio G Shock watch. Good, but as we've all agreed, not good enough when you play for Dundee! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 14 minutes ago, Shadow Play said: ....and he wears a Casio G Shock watch. Good, but as we've all agreed, not good enough when you play for Dundee! Spot on Shadow, I think you could be correct on The Patek as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dundee-FC92 Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 If we get a good defender in then there's no reason for us to fear the likes of Hearts. Get them fully fit and firing and we have a more than able starting 11. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifespud Posted June 23, 2017 Share Posted June 23, 2017 If we get a good defender in then there's no reason for us to fear the likes of Hearts. Get them fully fit and firing and we have a more than able starting 11. Thank you. And a goalscorer. Maybe FEB will hit the goal trail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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