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Well, i must say, it is with pleasure that i see Hibernian return to the fixture list. Don't get me wrong - just another set of wanks in a league littered with them. Not the good wanks either.

But, at least you can appreciate they give something back to the Scottish game. A high percentage of Jakeball fans yet still one hundred times better than those Highland fucks from Inverness - stick to the shot put and Highland games you fucking backwards b*****ds.

Yet there lies the issue. Upon scrolling down my phone and seeing the fixture list my early morning optimism took a turn for the worse. Ross County followed by Hamilton Academical. A quick thud to the skull to check this wasn't a nightmare led me to remember that these two useless, irrelevant, tiny little meaningless fucks still hover around premiership territory.

It is for that reason these two teams will be given the Non Deluded relegation curse. I've correctly predicted the last 5 seasons relegations within Dundee's division (bar United which was given after month two of the season). The likes of the St Mirren and the Cowdenbeath, Dabs and the Inverness will be joined with these two shitebag teams. I for one can't wait.

Thank you.

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10 minutes ago, Dundee-FC92 said:

Well, i must say, it is with pleasure that i see Hibernian return to the fixture list. Don't get me wrong - just another set of wanks in a league littered with them. Not the good wanks either.

But, at least you can appreciate they give something back to the Scottish game. A high percentage of Jakeball fans yet still one hundred times better than those Highland fucks from Inverness - stick to the shot put and Highland games you fucking backwards b*****ds.

Yet there lies the issue. Upon scrolling down my phone and seeing the fixture list my early morning optimism took a turn for the worse. Ross County followed by Hamilton Academical. A quick thud to the skull to check this wasn't a nightmare led me to remember that these two useless, irrelevant, tiny little meaningless fucks still hover around premiership territory.

It is for that reason these two teams will be given the Non Deluded relegation curse. I've correctly predicted the last 5 seasons relegations within Dundee's division (bar United which was given after month two of the season). The likes of the St Mirren and the Cowdenbeath, Dabs and the Inverness will be joined with these two shitebag teams. I for one can't wait.

Thank you.

In an ideal world you would rid the diddy shite with no support out the league, Accies, County, you could also probably add the Saintees into the mix, then proper teams could replace them, i.e Falkirk, Dunfermline.

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Okay, if no-one else will say it, I will.

Marcus Haber wears gloves. For that reason, I'd happily let him go if McCann had someone even slightly better than him, provided this hypothetical replacement wasn't also a serial glove-wearer.

The second we allow behaviour like that, you're opening the door for all sorts IMO. What next; will Kevin Holt turn up for games wearing flashing boots? Maybe Paul McGowan should come covered head to toe in neon paint, a floral wreath around his neck and several glow-sticks ready for the Post-Match Perty at Deja Vu?

He's a bad fucking influence.

Thank you.

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51 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

In an ideal world you would rid the diddy shite with no support out the league, Accies, County, you could also probably add the Saintees into the mix, then proper teams could replace them, i.e Falkirk, Dunfermline.

Thank you Biggie.

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9 minutes ago, LiamDFC said:

Okay, if no-one else will say it, I will.

Marcus Haber wears gloves. For that reason, I'd happily let him go if McCann had someone even slightly better than him, provided this hypothetical replacement wasn't also a serial glove-wearer.

The second we allow behaviour like that, you're opening the door for all sorts IMO. What next; will Kevin Holt turn up for games wearing flashing boots? Maybe Paul McGowan should come covered head to toe in neon paint, a floral wreath around his neck and several glow-sticks ready for the Post-Match Perty at Deja Vu?

He's a bad fucking influence.

Thank you.

I see where you are coming from Liam.

If he must wear them he should only be allowed to wear one. His choice which hand and he should also learn to moonwalk for his goal celebrations.

Thank you.

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1 hour ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

In an ideal world you would rid the diddy shite with no support out the league, Accies, County, you could also probably add the Saintees into the mix, then proper teams could replace them, i.e Falkirk, Dunfermline.

Wow, sounds awful.

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Well, i must say, it is with pleasure that i see Hibernian return to the fixture list. Don't get me wrong - just another set of wanks in a league littered with them. Not the good wanks either.
But, at least you can appreciate they give something back to the Scottish game. A high percentage of Jakeball fans yet still one hundred times better than those Highland fucks from Inverness - stick to the shot put and Highland games you fucking backwards b*****ds.
Yet there lies the issue. Upon scrolling down my phone and seeing the fixture list my early morning optimism took a turn for the worse. Ross County followed by Hamilton Academical. A quick thud to the skull to check this wasn't a nightmare led me to remember that these two useless, irrelevant, tiny little meaningless fucks still hover around premiership territory.
It is for that reason these two teams will be given the Non Deluded relegation curse. I've correctly predicted the last 5 seasons relegations within Dundee's division (bar United which was given after month two of the season). The likes of the St Mirren and the Cowdenbeath, Dabs and the Inverness will be joined with these two shitebag teams. I for one can't wait.
Thank you.

NDD fishing.

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38 minutes ago, LiamDFC said:

Okay, if no-one else will say it, I will.

Marcus Haber wears gloves. For that reason, I'd happily let him go if McCann had someone even slightly better than him, provided this hypothetical replacement wasn't also a serial glove-wearer.

The second we allow behaviour like that, you're opening the door for all sorts IMO. What next; will Kevin Holt turn up for games wearing flashing boots? Maybe Paul McGowan should come covered head to toe in neon paint, a floral wreath around his neck and several glow-sticks ready for the Post-Match Perty at Deja Vu?

He's a bad fucking influence.

Thank you.

I don't like the glove wearing either. Clough certainly wouldn't have allowed it.

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In an ideal world you would rid the diddy shite with no support out the league, Accies, County, you could also probably add the Saintees into the mix, then proper teams could replace them, i.e Falkirk, Dunfermline.

Lend us Fez and well be back in a jiffy.
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Last 5 games before the split - Celtic, St Johnstone, Aberdeen, Hearts, Rangers. (only inbred farming mutants and jambos at home).
Will need to be well clear by 24th February with that little lot coming up...
 

There's 9 points in there
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2 hours ago, LiamDFC said:

Okay, if no-one else will say it, I will.

Marcus Haber wears gloves. For that reason, I'd happily let him go if McCann had someone even slightly better than him, provided this hypothetical replacement wasn't also a serial glove-wearer.

The second we allow behaviour like that, you're opening the door for all sorts IMO. What next; will Kevin Holt turn up for games wearing flashing boots? Maybe Paul McGowan should come covered head to toe in neon paint, a floral wreath around his neck and several glow-sticks ready for the Post-Match Perty at Deja Vu?

He's a bad fucking influence.

Thank you.

....and he wears a Casio G Shock watch.  Good, but as we've all agreed, not good enough when you play for Dundee! :lol:

 

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14 minutes ago, Shadow Play said:

....and he wears a Casio G Shock watch.  Good, but as we've all agreed, not good enough when you play for Dundee! :lol:

 

Spot on Shadow, I think you could be correct on The Patek as well.

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If we get a good defender in then there's no reason for us to fear the likes of Hearts.
Get them fully fit and firing and we have a more than able starting 11.
Thank you.


And a goalscorer. Maybe FEB will hit the goal trail.
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