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I was buying some lunch in Kwan's Kitchen on Monday. A very dark-skinned, exotically clad woman came in with her slightly lighter-skinned boy. I had them down as rich African tourists. The woman serving clocked that they were a bit disorientated with the choice, pointed at the blackboards, and said, "Hot meals there; sandwiches there; hot rolls, paninis[sic] and toasties there!"

To my surprise, the woman then said to her son - in what sounded like a slightly Glaswegian accent - "Will a haggis roll do ye?"

He shook his head, pointed up at one of the blackboards, and the mum then said, "We'll hae two rolls on Lorne!"

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